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Is it a blog? Is it a website? Am I a writer? Or a blogger? A mom with a lot of time on my hands? An ass-wiper on her way to the insane asylum?

All questions for you to answer for yourself. Welcome to my website. You can go or stay, it matters not to me.

That’s not true, I’m an attention whore that needs your validation.

I write about a lot of things, but the unifying themes are that I’m a mom and a bitch. I hate hillbillies. I hate a lot of things, actually. I live in California and this makes my skin crawl. And I’m a former philosophy graduate student, so I have an existential crisis of sorts maybe once or twice a day.

I swear a lot so if you wear delicate panties that bunch easily, we may have a problem.

Please, do call me B(itch). All my friends and enemies do.

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  3. FUchick1

    I love your funny take on being a mom of young kids rather than the “sickly sweet, everything my kid does is adorable” blog! If you want to know whats coming when those now cute kids become teens, check out runningawayfrom49.wordpress.com. The only thing getting us through our carpooling days are thoughts of young studs driving around talking dirty to us! Great Job.

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  11. dinkerson

    Hey bitch! You know, I may be rushing this relationship a bit. Perhaps we should at least go through the first name faze before I presume. Lol!
    Um… It looks like your blog has really not fallen off a bit since the big event. Glad to see you doing well and keeping a strong face here. I, on the other hand, have been a slacker.

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  14. diswanderlust

    Holy crap you’re my soulmate. Seriously. I also have a grad degree and am a SAHm which I suuuuck at, it is such a culture shock. I’m snarky. Too snarky. I was told I was “too serious and cynical, like you’re 40″ at age 7. Still am. And I challenge the status quo. And support home schooling moms, and misanthropy and have “crazy” ideas about education. And we live in the same *lovely* state. Yay us! Glad to have found your blog…much fun!

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  20. Brian Edward Croner

    I’ll race you out of California, Heather. Next month it’s 34 years for me and counting- my entire life. I have actual complaints about California, though I must say none about the public university system. I’ll be out of here before 4 years pass by, and my parents are going with me. The only thing California will have to remember me by will be the ongoing donations I make to my alma mater, the CSU.

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    • lizfruitberry

      Hello, sorry I haven’t commented. My reader never works correctly. It does not give me posts by e-mail on the blogs I am following, so the only way I remember to visit a person’s site is when they comment on my blog.

      It is so frustrating! Hey, do you like the black background? It makes it hard for us older people to read your posts. If you like it keep it, it is just hard for older people with horrible eyes to read. I need new glasses really bad though. I would love to read and comment on all of your posts but I can’t see the words with the background. Thank you for visiting and commenting on my posts.

      Have a great day! :)

      I love your writing style when you comment. It is hilarious! You write exactly how you speak and that takes a ton of balls! You go girl!

      Liz Fruitberry
      Eccentric

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    • lizfruitberry

      Heather, do you have a place that shows your latest posts? i can’t fnd any other posts. i guess this theme is confusing to me. Like a list of your latest posts? I put a widget on the left side of my blog that shows my hottest posts. Does this theme have that? Geez, I seriously better get some glasses. :)

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      • Heather Christena Schmidt

        I do – if you click on the B(itch)Log link in my menu at the top near the picture, you will have a bunch of pictures come up. If you hover your cursor over any one of them they will say the title of that post and you can click to view it. Or you can search for certain posts on my sidebar widget. I was thinking about installing a calendar on my widgets sidebars – do you think that would make it more streamlined for readers? Thanks for your comments :)

  22. Kim

    Hello. I just wanted to let you know that http://www.kimberliah.com has moved on to a self-hosted website. What does this mean for you? Possibly nothing, if you were tired of my blog, but didn’t have the heart to un-follow. You’re officially off the hook! However, if you were still pro-kimberliah please take a moment and visit my site and re-follow. I’ll be your friend for life. I promise! It’ll only take a few second of your time and it will make me smile…. and possibly shed a tear. Happy blogging!

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  28. stephanie fitzpatrick

    Some gals have all the luck~ this I know fur sure! I’m happy you saved most of it for this hilar post! Highly entertaining! Visuals galore =) The fam and I went shopping for a new washing machine yesterday and they have power steam settings for us germ-a-phobes! I thought of your freshly pressed self~ Congrats!

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  35. blondgirl008

    Hell yes! Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, It’s what I do best. Just ask my family. Thanks for telling it like it is. I too have used my blog for this very platform. Not to better the world, but to vent my frustrations.

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