Is it a blog? Is it a website? Am I a writer? Or a blogger? A mom with a lot of time on my hands? An ass-wiper on her way to the insane asylum?
All questions for you to answer for yourself. Welcome to my website. You can go or stay, it matters not to me.
That’s not true, I’m an attention whore that needs your validation.
I write about a lot of things, but the unifying themes are that I’m a mom and a bitch. I hate hillbillies. I hate a lot of things, actually. I live in California and this makes my skin crawl. And I’m a former philosophy graduate student, so I have an existential crisis of sorts maybe once or twice a day.
I swear a lot so if you wear delicate panties that bunch easily, we may have a problem.
Please, do call me B(itch). All my friends and enemies do.