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Heather Christena Schmidt 
I just realized I loved this post and never even commented on it! My mother-in-law said this post had her “peeping her pants.” Thought you’d like to know.
Oh, I DO like to know about this things – glad you enjoyed it, as well as your MIL 🙂
No that’s not a banana in my pocket, and no I’m not happy to see you. That’s the copper pipe I’m going to use to beat down any Black Friday shoppers at Wal-Mart that get out of line. I took this pipe from under my neighbor’s sink, and plan to sell it later.
If I went to Walmart on Black Friday, I would probably take the copper pipe for my protection hahaha