Heather Christena Schmidt

Mom, first * Writer, second * Misanthrope, always


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10 thoughts on “Korean Hooker Hostage

  1. Clearly you were seeing things and the girl wasn’t really in the closet. Crazy bitch.

    1. You know, I did drink a few jars full of my homemade moonshine before going over there. In fact, halfway through my pedicure I belched so violently that I puked on the guy doing my nails. Just a typical Thursday…

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