Flatus at the Post Office


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  4. Jeremy (@takeshikitano3)

    Love that video too haha!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      It’s gross. And hilarious. And horrifying. Hahaha!

  5. JWo

    Anytime someone rips ass in public is hilarious.

    I haven’t even read any of your other posts, but I signed up to follow you because if they are anywhere near as funny as this it’ll be worth it.

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Hahaha! Well I’m glad you enjoyed my post; also I noticed you “liked” Korean Hooker Hostage … perhaps you can make sense of that random chick sitting in the storage closet, because I can’t! Thanks so much for your comment and signing up!!

  6. MEAT ME

    This. Is. AWESOME! That never happens to me. You MISS are lucky and should consider yourself special for being the one she shared it with. She could have been saving that one all day… Either way I am sure she felt a he’ll of a lot better after and you should be proud that she shared it with you! If I were that lucky I would go play some lottery numbers!!! Besides it couldn’t have been that bad people weren’t running from it and nobody died!

    Love it! Nice Blog!

    P.S. I follow u on twitter! Cheers!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      MEAT ME – thanks for signing up for my blog! I’m glad you enjoyed Flatus at the Post Office haha; I’m sure you would have enjoyed it in person more than I did! I was torn between laughing hysterically and screaming in terror!

    2. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Oh and thanks also for following my Twitter, MEAT ME! I have been wondering how effective Twitter is in promoting the blog 🙂

      1. MEAT ME

        You just might surprise yourself… I started to treat is kind of like Facebook. I only really started actively tweeting last monday… Its a big community… There is a log to be promoted….

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