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[…] I went back a few weeks later and this crazy shit involving the owner’s husband and one of the young women that worked there went down. He was […]
[…] and questionable customers a crack house, but the experience (by comparison) seems trashier than the lady that deep-throated the banana that one time after doing my […]
[…] the storage closet, the owner’s husband is having some sort of affair with the lady that can deep throat a banana, the customers are perfectly OK with having anal massages in the pedicure chairs, and going for the […]
[…] weeks ago, the Korean Hooker Hostage in the closet was gone, but replaced with another debacle: the nail salon owner’s husband clearly having an affair with one of the younger employees, […]
Great post, but I wouldn’t be surprised if something is going on. So it’s probably not all in your head.
Out of curiosity, how much are you tipping for your nail place? I go to a cheap nail place and they do a great job (but are not nearly as entertaining as the place you’re going to).
I vacillate between 10% and 20%, depending upon how much is in my purse. But it seems most people don’t tip or only give $1, which is really nothing for putting up with feet, in my opinion.
Thanks!! I’m sure there is … I never normally pay attention, so now that I’m beginning to I’m really wondering… haha!!
So I see people tip horribly or not at all ALL THE TIME myself, and I always think it is horrible. Wherever I am that a tip is included – be it a restaurant, hair salon, nail place, even the cleaning ladies – I usually keep it easy on my awful math skills and just tip about 17% across the board (whatever is closest as an even number). At the nail salon, a pedicure is $30 so I tip $5 which is just under 17%. I agree that for taking care of my feet it seems only fair!
I was just about to eat a banana but now I’m not so sure.
As long as you don’t dip your head back, close your eyes, and mash the whole thing down into your gullet, you’ll be fine…
What a nail place !
The rubbing of hands indicates to me that they weren’t used much during those 15 minutes which of course would explain the smile and the Hitler Youth like spring in his step.
I think the banana thing was highly suggestive and great marketing what really goes on there. I cant wait to hear what happens in two weeks on the Set of Big Trouble in Little China, unless those were baby bananas
Yah! Thanks for reading the blog and I am pretty excited to see what is going on as well!! I agree with you about the rubbing of the hands…this is getting so scandalous!
A whole banana? I know I’m missing the important aspects of the story, but that’s fucking impressive.
Okay, so I actually think that is an important aspect of the story. Yes, it was a whole banana but why the shit eat it like that? And why close your eyes? …unless some other crazy shit just went down that you still feel so erotic about that you need to deep throat the first thing in site… am I right? Hahaha
You might be onto something there.
I’ve got a few bananas in my kitchen at the moment. I’m just sizing one up. Damn, that’s wrong.
I think it’s entirely wrong. She’s tiny too, which means her throat is skinny … I considered she might be smashing it against the roof of her mouth or something. If it was a week old, it would be easy to mush. Whatever – the whole thing was gross!
Heather Christena Schmidt 
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