The Top 5 Bloggie Blog Blunders

Lately I’ve been thinking about why my blog (life) is so devoid of readers (people that like me). I researched a little about “why people don’t read my blog” (“why people don’t want to be my friend”) and even bitched about it in a previous post. In this quest to make my blog more successful, this last few weeks I looked at other blogs that seem to be terribly successful so that maybe I could see what I’m doing wrong that they are doing right.

So far, I have yet to find much wrong with my page. In fact, I’m starting to think my site is too nice. I don’t boozehound (I mean, not really…) and post pictures of baby shit enough, so it would seem. Maybe that’s my problem.

Nonetheless, I found a lot of blogs that are extremely popular, and there is no reason in my mind why they should be. Obviously I won’t name them by name. Some of them I think are run by really nice people; chances are if you are reading this you are not one of them. But I did learn a few things from these horrors of the Internet:

Bloggie Blog Blunder #1: The Wedding/Baby/Marathon Blog

I’m not one to disparage people for wanting to share the tales of their major life events. But people that start a blog for the sole purpose of documenting either: (a) their engagement and wedding, (b) the pregnancy and birth of their baby, or (c) the marathon they decided to run, are – in one word – annoying.

For one, once their wedding is over or the kid has popped out, the blogging comes to a halt either immediately or shortly thereafter and becomes just another website out there that is taking up space and slowing down the Internet.

For two, why the fuck do complete strangers want to know about this shit?

Today I saw this wedding blog-type thing for these two unbelievably hipsterish morons that basically documented in blog-format the timeline of their douchey, hipster relationship; and then at the end of this 9 mile webpage (which apparently served as a wedding website or wedding announcement or whatever hipster crap you want to call it), people had the option to enter their wedding invitation RSVP at the end. So basically, it was a private event made public. For the duration of their blogging at least, blogs of this type are fine, but should be kept private. Most sites that host blogs give you the option of privating the page; and this gives the world much less nonsense to weed through when looking for something good.

Even more insulting are the number of temporary wedding/baby/marathon blogs that have been Freshly Pressed. Really WordPress? Freshly Pressed should be reserved for veterans.

Bloggie Blog Blunder #2: The Credit Stealers

Maybe it’s in the form of photographs that are stolen from someone else’s website. (I can’t tell you how many amateur pornography sites have hit up my website to copy and use a picture I have of a donkey’s dick…although I don’t want credit for that really.) Or possibly it is an idea that one blogger blogged about that then 7,000 other bloggers decided to take and make their own. The point is that if it originated somewhere else, just add in a little sentence or phrase or even just a word that they get the credit.

This has happened to me quite a few times. Now, I know I can be insightful and witty and shit (once or twice a year), but stealing my ideas without giving credit where credit is due is just atrocious. I’m also not saying that I am the only one with X, Y, or Z ideas, but if a blog is posted with something pretty random and then the same day the same random topic is posted on a bunch of other sites, that just happen to follow the original blog – well, come on now.

While seeking out blogs to compare my own to this last week or so, I saw one in particular that seemed to be pretty bad with the plagarism, whilst terribly protective of her own shit. She’s a mom blogger and even has a trademark symbol behind everything she believes she owns patent to (including her terminology for her overindulgent pig-hogging). For someone that is so protective, you’d think she wouldn’t be stealing other people’s stuff without at least saying where she got it.

Bloggie Blog Blunder #3: The Opportunist Commenter

These people really piss me off. I’m talking fire shooting out my ass, I am just that mad. Here is a great example from one of my posts in the last few days:

Douchesausage left a comment awaiting moderation: Nice post. Follow my blog please

Fuck you, Douchesausage. I refuse to follow these types of people, especially when few of them actually have followed me. It’s one thing to say “hey, this reminds me of a post I wrote a while ago …” but to make it clear you didn’t even read my post… Well that, sir, makes you a wart on the foot of the Blogosphere.

Bloggie Blog Blunder #4: The Rambler

And then I was on I’m a registered blog on there, trying to solicit votes all the time (see #5). Today I clicked through some of the blogs with higher votes and – while most of them were awesome – a few of them were full of ramblers.

You know who I’m talking about: the people that post 16,000 words about the snausages and eggs they had for breakfast. The people that start a blog off about how their kid is officially potty trained, but before we learn that little Joey tinkled in the toilet, we also read that the dog had a bowel movement resembling the state of New York this morning, the mom-blogger is only 15 pounds away from her pre-baby weight, and that little Joey had a rash on his hoo-hoo a few nights ago which the doctor said would go away with some cream. We also heard about the trip to the pharmacy to get the cream before actually learning that little Joey finally tinkled.

Fucking kill me, right? Stick to topic, people!

Bloggie Blog Blunder #5: Not Paying It Forward

You always support another blogger (or person). You click on their links. You vote for their blog. You share their stuff when they ask you to. And then they can’t even do the simplest thing for you in return – even when you ask.

I think this happens in regular life too. Today I posted on my Facebook, asking my friends if they could vote for me on All it required them to do was click my website and then click the TopMommyBlogs picture or link. I prefaced it with something only mildly snarky, mainly because it was true:

It wasn’t nasty, was it? I was just being honest and possibly (definitely) trying to coax (guilt) them into doing it. I mean, I do vote for a lot of bands, attend a lot of Facebook events for Adorable Dog Contests, and just generally act supportive of my friends on Facebook. I mean, that is the friendly thing to do, right?

I got 8 votes of my 365 friends. I’ll be remembering this next time they want me to vote daily for their kid in the Gap Baby Cute Kid contest.

So what are the lessons we have learned? A good blogger commits to a blog for the long haul. A good blogger cuts to the chase and pays it forward – every time. A good blogger gives credit where credit is due. And a good blogger does not ever – never ever – posts a “Nice post, follow me…” comment. Otherwise you are a douchesausage. And your blog resembles that thing in the shape of the state of New York from little Joey’s dog this morning.


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  2. You Know it Happens at Your House Too

    I love this and feel exactly the same way!! Unless you were of course talking about me, then I retract my statement. Oh, just kidding! It is amazing to me all the bloggers out there from all walks that are so freaking serious that they can’t help out others. Until you are making money hand over fist at this, aren’t you the same as me? Love this, love you and your honesty! thank you so much for linking up and I hope you are gaining some new readers 🙂

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Thank YOU – you and your bloggie blog are amazing. I totally agree with you … why not an “I scratch your back, you scratch mine” kind of mentality? We are all the same!!

  3. Jenny

    First of all, I believe you must be my twin sister. I love the title and tag line of your blog. Secondly, I totally feel you on this one. Blogging is tough and discouraging. I notice every single time I lose a “like” on facebook and wonder what people think of my writing, especially as there are so few comments. It is not self-esteem enhancing and I have sometimes wondered if it was worth it. But it does give help me feel like I’m part of a community to read other like-minded people’s blogs and contribute my piece to the community.

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      It is VERY tough and VERY discouraging, but then stuff happens that makes you feel better. There are just a lot of ebbs and flows I think. Thanks for your comment 🙂

  4. Kanerva

    Agree with the FP comment, while I have absolutely no desire to be Freshly Pressed, you really have to wonder how they get picked….

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Yes, how DO they get picked?

  5. Kanerva

    I kept following the link thinking that your blog would beam back at me, got pissed off ’cause I thought it was only for US clicks. So am I counted just once or every time? Your ratings are heading towards # 1, so something is working 🙂

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      I think you get counted every time! You don’t have to do anything other than click and the vote is registered – thanks so much!!

  6. Connie

    I love getting my (nearly) daily dose of irreverant humor from your blog! Keep it up! And I voted, too. 🙂

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Thank you so much!

  7. blackcatsandbuttons

    OMG you are soooo right on all those things. I am a newbie/novice/stumbling in the dark blogger so I too ponder the reasons why I don’t get comments or follows..oh except the comments in my spam folder about how good my blog is & would I like some porn with that…**sigh** attracting the wrong kind of readership I think.. 😉

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      It takes forever, and even after forever you find yourself wondering sometimes if anyone ever reads it!

  8. lolabees

    Dude, seriously! An instant before I got to the part about Freshly Pressed, I was saying to myself, “yeah, and then they post that shit on FP!” And I cannot tolerate the Rambler. Ugh, shoot me now.

    I love your last part about desperately asking for votes. I wrote a really pathetic post this morning (on a blog I write that I don’t think you’ve seen.) I’m literally begging people to write a comment on the page, so they can win a prize I’m giving away. Only 2 did- ha! I tried to be funny, but since I’m not that funny, it’s just a little desperate. A website asked me if I’d do a giveaway with them, and I can’t get anyone to comment! Embarrassing! I’m dying to plug it here, but based on the fact that I agree with #3, I can’t. Then, to add to your list, I’m getting the people who like all of my posts just liking this one. Really? I didn’t ask for a like. I asked for a comment.

    I’ll go vote for you.

    1. lolabees

      Hey– just clicked on that link, and there are 35 pages to sort through to find your blog. Am I missing something, so I don’t have to sort through that list??

      1. Heather Christena Schmidt

        Just clicking through from my site registered a vote… It is that easy haha!! So it sounds like you voted, thank you!! Please email me the blog I have not seen!! I love reading and supporting people that read and support me. I will reply the rest of your comment when I get home …just wanted to let you know about the vote 🙂 Thanks again!!

      2. lolabees

        No way! That’s so cool. I was not interested in sorting through 35 pages of poopoodiaries ‘n shit. 😉

        I’ll send you my link to the pathetic me begging for participation. I’ve stooped to new lows 😉

      3. lolabees

        Alright. Just sent it, but don’t feel obligated to follow it– seriously. It’s my work blog, and I do it mostly for my clients, so I have to be a little more behaved.

    2. Heather Christena Schmidt

      So obviously I read your post and had the same exact experience – it’s like you feel like you are begging! Freshly Pressed is a beast unto itself!

  9. Peaches

    Thank you for calling those self promoters douchesausages. THANK YOU!!! I have one commenter who repeatedly comments like this. I’m torn because her comments actually pertain to the blog and she doesn’t say “follow me’ or “check me out”, but she continually just plops her link t the end of every comment. I’ve deleted the link a few times.

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      How annoying!! Can’t stand that… (oh wait, this is my own blog hahah.. ;))

      1. Peaches


  10. Kim

    You need to trademark the word “douchesausage” stat!!!!!!!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Oh my God, you are so right!!

  11. jimcolv

    That shit used to irk me to no end “vote for my child in this Gap baby contest”, as if their child had a snowball chance in hell to win the contest…. (that was a little mean huh?)

    But nah, I can definitely dig everything that you’re talking about. The shameless pluggers (although I have been guilty of that in the past) and the digital thieves are among the most disgusting of them all. I mean it’s one thing to try to promote yourself but to shamelessly do it and then to pass someone else’s work off as your own is utterly ridiculous. But hey, that seems to be the way to get ahead in good ole ‘Merica these days….

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      So are you saying you WON’T vote for my cute baby? Because that was going to be my next post hahahahah!!! ;D Just kidding – what a pain in the ass those things are!!

  12. Michelle Townsley

    I couldn’t figure out how to vote for your Mommy blog using my phone at the gym. Facebook takes you someplace and then the small screen makes manipulating the print on it, troublesome to say the least. Consider me properly guilted!!!!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      You are so sweet, Michelle – you are off the hook hahaha 🙂

  13. becca3416

    Opportunist commenters are the worst, and I too have seen many a Freshly Pressed post that was not fresh, not pressed, and all around not representative of such a “honorable” accomplishment. Why are the WordPress gods tainting this achievement by giving gold stars to the kids eating glue!?

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Freshly pressed drives me bonkers and then I feel like such a hypocrite, though, for when I was FP’ed.

  14. Mandy

    If it makes you feel better, you have 2,866 more email followers than I do ;-).

    I love your blog. Keep it up!!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Oh lady, they are counting Twitter followers. It ain’t all that haha 🙂

  15. bornattwentyfive

    The opportunistic blogger is by far the worst. One type of blogger that isn’t listed that should be is the “I’m a fashionista” blogger. I honestly don’t care to see what you wear every time you change your clothes! Now don’t get me wrong, there a few fashion blogs I follow, but not everyone is cut out to do it!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Oh I can’t STAND the fashionistas!! Hahah

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