How to Win a Beauty Pageant


So I went to WikiHow to find out how to win a beauty pageant, in hopes this would help me prepare for winning Blogger Idol if I get chosen for the Top 13.

Of course Blogger Idol has absolutely nothing to do with beauty pageants whatsoever, but what can I say … I’ve sort of lost it.

If you haven’t gone to Blogger Idol’s Facebook page and told them you love me yet, do it!!

http://www.facebook.com/bloggeridol

Now here’s my video blog about what I’m doing to prepare…


Responses

  1. rich

    another blogger mentioned blogger idol. what the f- is it?

    btw – i’m totally waiting for a day when you post that a kid did something completely stupid in front of you and you pushed it down a flight of stairs or in front of a bus. and i’ll cheer and say “eh, the bastard kid deserved it.”

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Hahahahaha

      It’s a blog contest. Auditions close tomorrow – writersarethenewrockstars.blogspot.com

  2. gkorula

    I’d definitely vote for you but sadly i’m not on facebook… Good luck anyway!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Thank you for your encouragement, though!

  3. chewylicious

    That is rockin’ loved your video! bahahahhahahahaa

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Hahaha – thank you!!

  4. sarahjamalwriter

    Clever!!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Thanks!!

  5. lifestooshorttoplaypossum

    OMG…that was funny!
    I think my favorite was the “puppies and peace” blurb. Awesome!

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Thank you so much and I feel sort of guilty about that puppy comment hahaha … I love dogs too 🙂

  6. alienredqueen

    You are very clever… By the way, you were waxing the wrong way, dummy. No wonder it hurt. LOL

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Hahahaha 🙂

      1. alienredqueen

        You gotta hold the skin taut and pull in the opposite direction of the hair growth. (I do my own bikini line)

  7. Ashley@sorry kid

    Hilarious and clever! Good luck lady

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Thank you so much!!

  8. Kanerva

    After that effort, I just can’t NOT vote for you 🙂

    1. Heather Christena Schmidt

      Thank you SO MUCH!!!

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