How to Win a Beauty Pageant


So I went to WikiHow to find out how to win a beauty pageant, in hopes this would help me prepare for winning Blogger Idol if I get chosen for the Top 13.

Of course Blogger Idol has absolutely nothing to do with beauty pageants whatsoever, but what can I say … I’ve sort of lost it.

If you haven’t gone to Blogger Idol’s Facebook page and told them you love me yet, do it!!

http://www.facebook.com/bloggeridol

Now here’s my video blog about what I’m doing to prepare…

17 Replies to “How to Win a Beauty Pageant”

  1. another blogger mentioned blogger idol. what the f- is it?

    btw – i’m totally waiting for a day when you post that a kid did something completely stupid in front of you and you pushed it down a flight of stairs or in front of a bus. and i’ll cheer and say “eh, the bastard kid deserved it.”

  2. OMG…that was funny!
    I think my favorite was the “puppies and peace” blurb. Awesome!

      1. You gotta hold the skin taut and pull in the opposite direction of the hair growth. (I do my own bikini line)

  3. After that effort, I just can’t NOT vote for you πŸ™‚

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