How to Win a Beauty Pageant

So I went to WikiHow to find out how to win a beauty pageant, in hopes this would help me prepare for winning Blogger Idol if I get chosen for the Top 13.

Of course Blogger Idol has absolutely nothing to do with beauty pageants whatsoever, but what can I say … I’ve sort of lost it.

If you haven’t gone to Blogger Idol’s Facebook page and told them you love me yet, do it!!

Now here’s my video blog about what I’m doing to prepare…


17 Comments Add yours

  1. rich says:

    another blogger mentioned blogger idol. what the f- is it?

    btw – i’m totally waiting for a day when you post that a kid did something completely stupid in front of you and you pushed it down a flight of stairs or in front of a bus. and i’ll cheer and say “eh, the bastard kid deserved it.”

    1. Hahahahaha

      It’s a blog contest. Auditions close tomorrow –

  2. gkorula says:

    I’d definitely vote for you but sadly i’m not on facebook… Good luck anyway!

    1. Thank you for your encouragement, though!

  3. chewylicious says:

    That is rockin’ loved your video! bahahahhahahahaa

  4. sarahjamalwriter says:


  5. lifestooshorttoplaypossum says:

    OMG…that was funny!
    I think my favorite was the “puppies and peace” blurb. Awesome!

    1. Thank you so much and I feel sort of guilty about that puppy comment hahaha … I love dogs too 🙂

  6. You are very clever… By the way, you were waxing the wrong way, dummy. No wonder it hurt. LOL

      1. You gotta hold the skin taut and pull in the opposite direction of the hair growth. (I do my own bikini line)

  7. Ashley@sorry kid says:

    Hilarious and clever! Good luck lady

  8. Kanerva says:

    After that effort, I just can’t NOT vote for you 🙂

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