My life is nothing like I planned it to be, which is why I know I'm finally doing something right
The title, alone, sounds ridiculous. Please stop telling me I should do things for a living? What do I expect - to sit around and do nothing as a grown ass adult? No. That's not what I mean at all. A couple weeks ago, we had a little family and friend get together for my… Continue reading Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living
I remember the first time I heard the song "Baby It's Cold Outside." I was riding in the car with my mother. It was Christmastime, I was visiting her in Seattle as I always did for the holidays. We were on our way to some dive bar, where she would hang out in the bar… Continue reading I Can’t Believe I Have To Explain This To You People; How “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “The Little Mermaid” Have Proven Our Cultural Ignorance
The results are in! A while ago, I sent out a survey to you guys on Surveymonkey, and the responses were OVERWHELMING. Just kidding, a ton of people took the time to click the survey; a mere 17 of you took the time to complete it. To you 17...a sincere and heartfelt thanks... To the… Continue reading Survey Says…
You guys, I don't even *really* know what ISO means. I mean, like, I think it means in search of; but I also don't know when is actually the most appropriate time to use it. Like when I type it I feel like I'm some weird, middle aged pervert putting out a personal ad. MWF ISO… Continue reading ISO Social Media Help (Because I’m Social Media Dumb)
Am I the only one getting just a little bit sick and FUCKING TIRED of having to scroll through paragraph after paragraph of banter when I am looking for a good recipe on the Internet? Seriously. We get it. You and Brad were celebrating your two year anniversary and you just knew you had to… Continue reading Seriously, Guys, Cut the Banter On Your Recipe Posts
I consider myself to be a generally flat person. I don't mean that I am one of those robot people with no feelings. I just mean that I usually have one mode, unless I'm at home and no one is looking at me: laughing at everything. Maybe flat isn't what I mean to say. Inappropriate?… Continue reading My Fourth Book Cover Is Here, and It’s Giving Me Feelings
If you are like me, you are overwhelmed by the news and events of the last 48 hours. America, in all its glory, elected a racist, homophobic, sexist, bigot to the White House. A man accused of sexually assaulting dozens of women. A man whose very campaign premises were based in the most anti-American tenants… Continue reading If This Is America, It Is No Longer My Country; Or, Trump: the Anti-American President
