My book is out! I could vomit with delight. With Easter around the corner, and my birthday earlier this week (my family - except for my kids - didn't do much, so I had to be real bitchy and crabby for a few days to make sure they knew I was pissed), I am a… Continue reading My Book Is Out, Here Are All The Ways You Can Get a Copy Of It
My next book is coming out, in exactly one week. One. Week. That's seven days. And since I'm posting this so late in the evening, many of you won't read it until tomorrow, making that LESS than a week. Exciting stuff, I know. So at the mark of the one week countdown, I am thrilled… Continue reading Mark Your Calendars
Hey guys! If you didn't get the MEMO, I'm hosting a giveaway of a swag bag, which will contain my new book - coming out April 15th. There are several ways to earn entries to win one of the two randomly selected raffles - outlined HERE - but the easiest is to caption three days… Continue reading Caption This: Giveaway Game Day 2
Hey everyone! If you - like me - love free shit, then I've got just the thing for you: You can receive a signed copy of my new book, a Starbucks gift card, and a free swag bag of book-themed items. The value of this package is $100! The return is that you agree to… Continue reading Apply to Review My Newest Book!
Well I've had a week. And by that, I mean a pretty awful one. It isn't one particular thing, it's just thing after thing after thing that've gone wrong. Extra appointments. A lot of driving. And a frustrating series of phone calls with AT&T to resolve something that they did wrong. There was also a… Continue reading Well I’ve Had A Week. What About You Guys?
It’s the 21st century, and I would wager a bet that there is one thing historians will one day point to as defining these earliest decades of the age: the Internet debates. You know them. They are the debates in which everyone has an opinion that is confused for fact, and it needs to be… Continue reading All I Want For Christmas Is For The Holiday Debating To Stop
The title, alone, sounds ridiculous. Please stop telling me I should do things for a living? What do I expect - to sit around and do nothing as a grown ass adult? No. That's not what I mean at all. A couple weeks ago, we had a little family and friend get together for my… Continue reading Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living