California Lifestyle, Food and Wine, Holidays, Suburbia, Uncategorized

It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

It's friggin' fall ya'll. Ghords and pumpkins and apple bobbing showing up in my Facebook newsfeed. A trip to the pumpkin patch is on my calendar, and there would definitely be cobbler baking in my oven if it weren't still a million goddamned degrees outside. Pillsbury has like seven new cake flavors out, including candy… Continue reading It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

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Blogging and Writing, Food and Wine, Uncategorized

Seriously, Guys, Cut the Banter On Your Recipe Posts

Am I the only one getting just a little bit sick and FUCKING TIRED of having to scroll through paragraph after paragraph of banter when I am looking for a good recipe on the Internet? Seriously. We get it. You and Brad were celebrating your two year anniversary and you just knew you had to… Continue reading Seriously, Guys, Cut the Banter On Your Recipe Posts

California Lifestyle, Food and Wine, Mom Life, Uncategorized

Life Goals Achieved This Week

I actually don't have that many life goals. I used to, but I either 1) achieved them already, or 2) gave up on them. The big one I gave up on was graduate school and becoming a college professor. At one time, it was my only goal; now it's something I have absolutely zero interest… Continue reading Life Goals Achieved This Week

Food and Wine, Uncategorized

Countdown to 2016, Part One: Do Not Resolve To Juice Cleanse

New Year's Resolutions are among the most irritating things to hear people talk about. Not only do very few people actually follow through on them, but it speaks of a particular type of sadness that there are those who legitimately need a holiday to do things they should already be doing.   The conspiracy theorist… Continue reading Countdown to 2016, Part One: Do Not Resolve To Juice Cleanse