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Heather Christena Schmidt

Author of 3 books. Mother to 3 miscreants. This is my life.

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Nope, I didn’t go to bed on time tonight. THAT WAS JUST A NAP. • • • #help #sendhelp #momlife #toddler #toddlermom #momofthree #sleep #sleepschedule #gothefucktosleep

New post on the blog today: An Open Letter To Single Moms, Everywhere. Click to read. • • • #21stcentury #comedy #humor #satire #life #lifestyle #marriage #marriedmom #mom #momblog #momlife #momofthree #openletter #blog #newpost #response #scarymommy #singlemom #singleparenting #parentingmemes #parentingmeme #socialcommentary

Quick stop before we take my little homie to see his fish friends at the Channel Islands Visitor’s Center. • • • #beach #beachlife #homeschool #homeschoolmom #momlife #momofthree

“Oh no!” • • • #toddler #toddlers #toddlermom #parenting #parentingmemes #mom #momlife #kids #ohno #tantrums #jokes #comedy #humor

15 years old! Alexis had an awesome weekend celebrating with her cousins in Chicago, especially cousin Abbie who shares the same birthday! They are just a few hours apart in age. Hope you had a great weekend girls! • • • #birthday #fifteen #happybirthday #momlife

Happy Valentine’s Day! • • • #momlife #momofthree #toddler #toddlermom #tweenmom #teenmom #kids #lifewiththreekids #happyvalentinesday #valentines #love

Too cool for me, that’s for sure. • • • #momlife #toddler #toocool #toddlermom #momofthree #vans #shades

Please do. (New post, link in bio). • • • #valentinesday #comedy #commercialism #holidays #humor #lifestyle #life #love #marriage #momlife #relationships #satire #socialcommentary #blog #momblog #newpost #valentine

Someone said to me yesterday that she couldn’t imagine how I manage my three kids, helping my dad, and two brat dogs on top of all that. • • • #dogs #momlife #dogmom #maltese #norfolk #dogsofinstagram

We are out for pizza with friends and family to celebrate Alexis’s birthday today; and of course it isn’t a birthday celebration with me if it isn’t *extra* ... • • • #momlife #birthday #happybirthday #momofthree #fifteen

Every year, for Valentine’s Day, I get the gift bag or box for each of my kids, and slowly gather little things until each one is full. Then, once I’m done, they get their gifts. Today the bags were finally filled up, so the kids got their Valentine’s Day gifts (almost a week early)! Lip gloss, a digital keychain Tetris, and a ton of candy for each of the girls. And a stuffed bear, animal crackers, and Mickey Mouse Clubhouse spoons and forks for the baby. Plus balloons and a silly card, and of course I bought myself flowers. • • • #buyyourselfthedamnflowers #momlife #momofthree #valentinesday #candy #toddlermom #love

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