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Long day. But the yard and patio are ready for summer, and Carl had fun playing outside while I worked and the girls worked out. • • • #summer #momlife #gardening #momofthree

I have no idea what day or week or month it is anymore, so pumpkin pie it is. • • • #pumpkinpie #dessert #quarantine

Me: “Here’s your dinner bud.” • Carl: “I prefer pancakes and Danimals.” • • • #hegotpancakes #danimals #carl #bigboy #spoiled #toddler #babyofthefamily #momlife #momofthree #toddlermom #toddler

Suburban mid-30s lady here. That’s a velour leopard print hoodie. • • • #momlife #stayathomemom #athome #fashion #ootd #leopard #velour #thefinalphase #nextstopkarencut

Quarantine or not: it’s summer. • • • #staywild #summer #summerdecor #homedecor #summertime #adventureathome

That’s not creepy at all. • • • #handprint #pillow #spooky #ghost #ghosthandprint #silly

The good thing about never knowing what day it is: we can watch Saturday morning cartoons every day. • • • #toddler #toddlermom #kids #momlife #momofthree #selfquarantine #coronavirus #newnormal #stayhomestaysafe

Our animals got some dinosaur friends for mixing and matching body parts. • • • #homeschool #preschool #learnthroughplay #prek #momlife #toddler #toddlermom #momofthree

If you cover your face, people won’t see you scowl at them. • • • #mask #coronavirus #covid19 #health #safety #misanthrope

We’ve had enough toddler shenanigans for one night, but first leaning in for a kiss before a “go the f to sleep drive”... • • • #kids #momlife #toddlermom #momofthree #tweenteentot #gothefucktosleep

Be kind (to yourself, and buy the damn flowers). • • • #flowers #bekind #momlife #flowersformom #flowersforme #selfcare

This heat wave though. • • • #hotout #heatwave #toddler #splashpad #water #waterbaby #momlife #toddlermom

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