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Heather Christena Schmidt

Author of 3 books. Mother to 3 miscreants. This is my life.

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I didn’t feel like doing an egg casserole for brunch tomorrow, so I made these instead. Not being a big fan of eggs, I didn’t really care what I put out egg-wise. There are bacon bits and shredded cheese in there. • • • #brunch #foodprep #easter #easter2019 #cooking #eggs #holidays #family #momlife

🐣 🌸 🐰 • • • #egg #easter #easter2019 #family #holidays #crafts #pinterestwin #diy #momlife #kids

We’re cranking it out now! Hand decorated Easter cookies! • • • #kids #easter #momlife #easter2019 #holidays #baking #cookies #momofthree

Easter is finally coming together. Cupcakes for us to take to Nick’s mom and dad’s house tomorrow. • • • #baking #cupcakes #easter #holidays #easter2019 #pinterestwin

I did my best 🤷🏻‍♀️ ...the thing about Easter is I HATE that it has become a second Christmas. So this year I decided it wasn’t happening. Alexis and I made these Pringle’s cans to look like bunnies for Nick’s family’s party...sort of... This is all I’m sending though, I just won’t do the over-the-top stuff anymore. • • • #minimalism #easter #crafts #pringles #pinterestfail #minimalisteaster #holidays #easter2019 #kids #diy #crafts

Friday night. • • • #kids #momlife #momofthree #life #fridaynight

Every holiday I get more and more *Mom*ish. This year I started a new tradition: an Easter Lily for each of my kids. They smell so nice, I put them on the dining room table. • • • #mom #momsohard #momlife #momlifebelike #easter #lily #flowers #momofthree #spring

I’m hosting an Amazon giveaway of my new book! Enter it today by clicking the link in my bio. • • • #book #newrelease #bookrelease #writer #amazon #giveaway #contest #free #freestuff

Not a single moment goes by that someone or something isn’t trying to get up on my lap. These two pounced at the opportunity tonight. Sheesh. • • • #momlife #mom #momofthree #dogmomoftwo #dogmom #dogs #dogsofinstagram #kids #leaches

“Sorry, I have to take this call...” • • • #momlife #mom #momofthree #sports #kidssports #parenting #kids #life #humor #satire #othermoms #parentingmemes #pleasedonttalktome

In the last fifteen years, my birthdays have evolved immensely. Today I am 37 and the highlight of my night wasn’t drinks and some crazy night out with friends, but watching cartoons with my kids while my toddler swished spit around in his mouth to the tune of Let It Go. Life as an adult is weird, you guys. Thanks to everyone that sent birthday wishes today! • • • #birthday #toddler #momlife #toddlermom #momofthree #momsbirthday #thisis37 #letitgo #change #evolving #life

My kids are so weird, but also they are pretty much the only people that appreciate my Masters in Philosophy. Thanks kids, I’m cashing in ALL the foot and back rubs at once. • • • #happybirthdaymom #mybirthday #soold #feelingold #37 #momlife #kids #momofthree #philosophy #camuscando

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