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As you can see: Mom’s $100 apple pie is about to happen. • • • #itsamood #applepie #pie #baking #day26quarantine #momlife

Alexis is making friendship bracelets. Ava is standing on the bed. Carl is playing with power tools and eating watermelon. Your average evening. • • • #momlife #quarantinedays

The Easter bunny may be canceled, but we at least have Easter dinosaurs at our disposal. • • • #easter #spring #dinosaurs #toddler #toddlerlife #momlife

We don’t do Saint Patrick’s Day, and yet here we are. • • • #baking #cupcakes #saintpatricks #stpats #luckotheirish

Thank goodness we were stocked on the essentials. • • • #food #cheesetray #cheeseboard #coronavirus #quarantine

Raise your hand if your kid wants you to watch their sport, but also prefers to play from the furthest distance from you. 🤷🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️😂 • • • #ava #fromadistance #tennis #teamtennis #jtt #usta #scta #tennismom #momlife #kids #fromadistance #leftie

And then we came home and dyed our hair. • • • #tennis #tennismom #kids #winner #tennislife #momlife #momofthree #scta

I have a 16 year old with endometriosis and migraine headaches. She’s also in high school and trying to set herself up for a successful future. I have a 12 year old readying herself for high school, and also going through puberty. And I have a three year who is, well, three. If you are coming to me for anything but to love and support me, go away. I deserve just as much as anyone else. • • • #dontatme #momlife #momofthree #kids #teenager #tween #toddler #toddlermom #roughpatch #support #hugamomtoday #kids #parenting #stayathomemom #sahm

I’ve been looking for a backpack for Carl for about six months, now. Everything was either way too big for a three year old, way too small to hold his things, or ugly. Finally I found this today at Carter’s, and it was cheap. Now I don’t have to worry about losing his crayons or books anymore when we go to the library. • • • #babysfirstbackpack #homeschool #preschool #3yearpreschool #toddler #toddlerlife #schoolsupplies #momlife #homeschoolmom #toddlermom

No bed quite as comfy as Mom. • • • #momlife #toddler #toddlermom

*cuddle* • • • #momlife #tween #ava

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