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Today I Am 33. Or 133, Who’s Counting?

Today is my birthday. I am, at my core, a Tax Baby. I'm not just saying that I was born on American Tax Day; I'm saying I'm high maintenance. Kidding. (Not really kidding.) There was a time when my birthday was a day-long party. Either I had a party, like when I was little with… Continue reading Today I Am 33. Or 133, Who’s Counting?

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Please Stop Telling 30-Somethings What To Do (An Open Letter to Kallie Provencher at RantChic)

Today I read an article posted by a friend on Facebook. The article (and I use the term loosely, it was really more of a slideshow with a couple of fragmented mandates beneath each photo) was actually from late last year. I knew I had seen it before. It was titled 24 Things Women Should Stop… Continue reading Please Stop Telling 30-Somethings What To Do (An Open Letter to Kallie Provencher at RantChic)

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Just When I Thought My 30s Could Not Get Any More Annoying, New Years Eve 2013 Rolled On In

Happy fucking New Years. Seriously. I hope you have a really nice fucking 2014. Eat a dick. That was directed at my 30-something friends, 30-something bloggy people, and 30-something colleagues in this illustrious career of a pajama jeans-wearing, ass-wiping Stay At Home Mom. The rest of you can skip the dick eating. Unless of course… Continue reading Just When I Thought My 30s Could Not Get Any More Annoying, New Years Eve 2013 Rolled On In

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Ways I Quietly Judge My New Mom Friends

Sad news for me, because I am sure if any of my new mom friends read this blog post (which I am sure most of them will not - they are too busy uploading 7,000 photographs of their new babies taking a crap - see #2, appropriately numbered...); well, I am sure if any of… Continue reading Ways I Quietly Judge My New Mom Friends

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4 Ways Our 30s Are Still Very Much Like High School

Are you in your 30s? I am. I mean I'm really 28. Again. But according to my driver's license I am officially a 30-something. Screw you, DMV. In any event, I am still really good friends with a lot of my friends from high school. And as the years have gone on, people I knew… Continue reading 4 Ways Our 30s Are Still Very Much Like High School

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Am I A Ticking, Biological Time-Bomb? Short answer? Yes. Long answer…

Have you “liked” my blog on Facebook yet? No? Shame on you… Well, here’s something you can really do for me – click the link for Top Mommy Blogs dot com to register a vote for my site as one of the best. Thanks!! _________________________________________________________________________ Today one of my very dear friends (and an instrumental participant in nicknaming me… Continue reading Am I A Ticking, Biological Time-Bomb? Short answer? Yes. Long answer…