Today is my birthday. I am, at my core, a Tax Baby. I'm not just saying that I was born on American Tax Day; I'm saying I'm high maintenance. Kidding. (Not really kidding.) There was a time when my birthday was a day-long party. Either I had a party, like when I was little with… Continue reading Today I Am 33. Or 133, Who’s Counting?
Today I read an article posted by a friend on Facebook. The article (and I use the term loosely, it was really more of a slideshow with a couple of fragmented mandates beneath each photo) was actually from late last year. I knew I had seen it before. It was titled 24 Things Women Should Stop… Continue reading Please Stop Telling 30-Somethings What To Do (An Open Letter to Kallie Provencher at RantChic)
Happy fucking New Years. Seriously. I hope you have a really nice fucking 2014. Eat a dick. That was directed at my 30-something friends, 30-something bloggy people, and 30-something colleagues in this illustrious career of a pajama jeans-wearing, ass-wiping Stay At Home Mom. The rest of you can skip the dick eating. Unless of course… Continue reading Just When I Thought My 30s Could Not Get Any More Annoying, New Years Eve 2013 Rolled On In
Sad news for me, because I am sure if any of my new mom friends read this blog post (which I am sure most of them will not - they are too busy uploading 7,000 photographs of their new babies taking a crap - see #2, appropriately numbered...); well, I am sure if any of… Continue reading Ways I Quietly Judge My New Mom Friends
Are you in your 30s? I am. I mean I'm really 28. Again. But according to my driver's license I am officially a 30-something. Screw you, DMV. In any event, I am still really good friends with a lot of my friends from high school. And as the years have gone on, people I knew… Continue reading 4 Ways Our 30s Are Still Very Much Like High School
Have you “liked” my blog on Facebook yet? No? Shame on you… Well, here’s something you can really do for me – click the link for Top Mommy Blogs dot com to register a vote for my site as one of the best. Thanks!! _________________________________________________________________________ Today one of my very dear friends (and an instrumental participant in nicknaming me… Continue reading Am I A Ticking, Biological Time-Bomb? Short answer? Yes. Long answer…