anecdotes – Heather Christena Schmidt

By Heather Christena Schmidt May 11, 2016

Life Goals Achieved This Week

I actually don’t have that many life goals. I used to, but I either 1) achieved them already, or 2) gave up on them. The big one I gave up … Continue reading Life Goals Achieved This Week

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 27, 2015May 10, 2016

By Now, I Should Know Better Than To Leave The House When I’m Crabby

I woke up this morning in a bad mood. That’s actually a slight understatement, actually. I was so angry in the general sense that I continually thought to myself: “geez, … Continue reading By Now, I Should Know Better Than To Leave The House When I’m Crabby

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 7, 2015May 10, 2016

I Think I Finally Learned To Can’t Even

For the longest time, I had no idea in what context, exactly, I could say that I can’t even. Or, more precisely, in what context I could can’t even. Since, … Continue reading I Think I Finally Learned To Can’t Even

By Heather Christena Schmidt February 10, 2014

For sitting on my ass about 10 hours, I sure got a lot done today

Every once in a while, we have to take a step back and ask ourselves: am I spinning my wheels? Am I running on empty? Is something burning me out? … Continue reading For sitting on my ass about 10 hours, I sure got a lot done today

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 21, 2014January 22, 2014

So I Now Realize How Annoying I Was When I Worked…

I’m a Stay At Home Mom, but that doesn’t mean I’ve been sitting on my ass, eating bon bons and shit since my high school graduation. In fact, it is … Continue reading So I Now Realize How Annoying I Was When I Worked…

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 20, 2014January 20, 2014

I Hope You All Laugh Heartily About My Disastrous Long Weekend

I don’t even know why the fuck I called it a “long weekend.” It certainly was disastrous, but the concepts of weekend, or long weekend, are relatively foreign to me. … Continue reading I Hope You All Laugh Heartily About My Disastrous Long Weekend

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 10, 2014

Today Was A Strange Day, Indeed

Have you guys ever had a day that was just so bizarre it seemed like someone may have slipped some magic mushrooms into your lunch? We’re talking crazy strange – … Continue reading Today Was A Strange Day, Indeed

By Heather Christena Schmidt November 8, 2013

6 Things No One Told You About Becoming a Stay At Home Mom

When I became a Stay At Home Mom, I quickly learned that most people have absolutely no idea what it really means to be a Stay At Home Mom. I … Continue reading 6 Things No One Told You About Becoming a Stay At Home Mom

By Heather Christena Schmidt March 15, 2013March 15, 2013

STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes

Kill me, faithful blog followers. Fucking kill me. Kill me by inserting some large stick up my asshole, weedling it up there as high as you can before turning and … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes

By Heather Christena Schmidt September 21, 2012

Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

Those of you that follow me on Twitter and Facebook (if you aren’t, well why the hell not?) have seen me bitching and griping all morning about how my mom … Continue reading Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

By Heather Christena Schmidt May 19, 2012

Conversations With Nick

I feel bad for my husband sometimes. Not only does he have a terribly dysfunctional job situation (works far from home, works too many hours, etc); and has the likes … Continue reading Conversations With Nick