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My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I've just really had a lot to say these past few days. I promise, I'll slow down (maybe). Went to dinner this evening. Just me and Pookies, which meant that it ended up being… Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

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Destroying Your Carpool: A Tutorial

Be it a carpool for work, extra-curriculars with the kids, vacations, school - you name it, there are a lot of reasons people carpool. If everyone in the carpool is on the same page, it's great. But for every carpooling success story out there on the Internet, there are about ten times that in horror… Continue reading Destroying Your Carpool: A Tutorial

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STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes

Kill me, faithful blog followers. Fucking kill me. Kill me by inserting some large stick up my asshole, weedling it up there as high as you can before turning and maneuvering it around, causing my internal organs to twist and bend until they get tied up; then take the stick out and leave me to… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Dinner Next to A’holes

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Can I Have Your Autograph?

When my husband and I first got married, his bosses gave us a pair of their season tickets to a Lakers game. Sure, I fucking hate the Lakers and anything-Los Angeles, but they were two rows behind court-side, so I figured - what the hell? What they failed to tell us was that their tickets… Continue reading Can I Have Your Autograph?

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STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

Here I am. It's Thursday night. I'm in my pajamas. As you see, no make up. I'm just hanging out. I've written a lot today - both a blog post, as well done revisions on my new blog book coming out soon. I also went bowling and to the library. Those were pretty good times. I… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

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The World Does Not Stop…

I'm not quite sure why this has happened, but more and more it seems that people have this weird idea that the world stops just because [fill in the blank] has happened to them.  To be honest (and I'm sure this will annoy some of you closest to me), it really makes me pause and… Continue reading The World Does Not Stop…

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An Open Letter to the Film Industry

This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great and new posts from 2011. And it's only $2.99! Click the picture of the cover for more details!