My husband and I, we are lifetime renters. We love the perks of renting: we don’t have to deal with maintenance problems, we have the security of living under the … Continue reading Renters Forever, We Find Ourselves With No Home
Those of you that have been around here for a while know that I have a history of living in ghettos. It’s – of course – of no fault of … Continue reading Now That I Don’t Live In the Ghetto Anymore, What Will I Talk About?
Is that weird? I think it might be. I keep seeing all these commercials about what men should get their wives for Christmas. Get her diamonds, they say. Get her … Continue reading All I Want For Christmas Is An Animal Carcass
Big sigh full of bullshit, faithful blog followers. Big sigh of bullshit. So a few days ago we received a note on our front door. It read that the apartment … Continue reading My Conversation With Non-Hottie Maintenance Man
Well it’s Happy 300th B(itch)es! I had this great post planned. I was going to do a lot of photos. Funny stuff. A list of confessions. And gunk about anniversaries … Continue reading 300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface
Sometimes when I’m out to lunch with my dad, he’ll say something along the lines of: “yeez, Heather … you should probably stop woofing down those french fries like there’s … Continue reading What, Exactly, Are Big Girl Panties?
Every once in a while, one of my friends or family asks just why we are still living in an apartment. “Why not buy, do the right thing?” they ask, … Continue reading The Joys of Apartment Living
We live in an apartment complex of some couple hundred places. There are town homes, condos, and apartments of all sizes. When we moved here – just in November of … Continue reading 5 (More) Pet Peeves: Home Edition
Oh Lordy, I should have stayed in bed today. Really I should have stayed in bed yesterday too, but then I wouldn’t have been able to do all the shopping … Continue reading Terrifying Tuesday