Who doesn’t have a dollar to spend on themselves this holiday season? Well I am one of them, but let’s not go there. I mean that this holiday season you … Continue reading So you can get my book for 99 CENTS this week…
I’m super cranky, faithful blog followers. So cranky I think the best way to describe my attitude would be as snarly, and my facial expression as sheer hatred. Of everything. … Continue reading Everyone Shut Up and Listen To Me – NOW (STFU Fridays)
Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I’d be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?
There is nothing in this world that I dislike more than feeling morally obligated to participate in a protest. They are usually just so time consuming and messy; and it … Continue reading Looks Like SOPA Dropped the Soap
Yippy! This is my 100th blog post! Excitement abound at the Schmidt Ranch, and of course by excitement I mean me (in pajamas) skipping around the house and sipping an … Continue reading Magic Number 100, or things I want to do before I turn 30
Today I received an email rejection for a short story I submitted to the New England Review. Like all of the other rejections I have received for my writing, it … Continue reading There Is No Room For Good Literature