California Lifestyle, Food and Wine, Holidays, Suburbia, Uncategorized

It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

It's friggin' fall ya'll. Ghords and pumpkins and apple bobbing showing up in my Facebook newsfeed. A trip to the pumpkin patch is on my calendar, and there would definitely be cobbler baking in my oven if it weren't still a million goddamned degrees outside. Pillsbury has like seven new cake flavors out, including candy… Continue reading It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

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Big Kids, California Lifestyle, Holidays, Mom Life, Suburbia, Uncategorized

I Went Camping And Survived

Okay, so let's start this off by saying that to call what I did "camping" is a bit of a stretch. Four nights were in a hooked up RV with running water, air conditioning, and electricity; in an RV park with free Wifi by the beach. Two nights were in a hotel. Regardless of those… Continue reading I Went Camping And Survived

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A Portrait of the Artist as a Young B(itch)

Some of you may or may not know this (depends on how much you pay attention to my blathering), but I am quite the educated lady. I don't mean that I'm smart or wise or know shit, though. I mean I've had a breadth of education. In spite of approximately a decade of higher education,… Continue reading A Portrait of the Artist as a Young B(itch)

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Saying Goodbye to Summer

I don't mean "saying goodbye to summer" as in it's nice and cool and you can all break out your Uggs and seven-layered scarves and crap. No, no - as I sit here and think about changing my shirt since the boob sweat has now soaked through - no, I don't mean that. I mean… Continue reading Saying Goodbye to Summer