Why Can’t I Be A Parent With A Lot Of Time On My Hands?

There are a couple of things going around the Facebook these days and I don’t like them. Not one bit. One is about these parents of boys that make their action figure dinosaurs “get into trouble” every night in the month of November. I’ve had like five friends share it in the last day. Sometimes…

Dear Biological Parents,

I don’t blog on this topic very often, mostly because it is far too personal and complicated, and more importantly the thought of some numb nuts commenting in a way that offends me is too much for me to worry about to actually put it out there. Today is different, though. Without getting into all…

A Few Open Letters From My Day…

Yeesh, what a day! This may be Hump Day, but for me it was “Fuck Heather’s Brain Until It Bleeds”-Day. I have a few open letters to write from my day. Shall we begin? An Open Letter to the lady at Natural Cafe FUCK YOU. I heard you standing in line behind me, having a…

Dear Ignorant Parents That Refuse to Vaccinate Your Children

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What I will do if your kid screams in my face or hits me again …

Long title, eh?  Almost as long as my day. Today was another one of marathon activities:  swim class, bubble baths, errands, art classes, and a puppet show at the library.  All these activities, of course, meant being around a lot of little, screaming children.  Now, I’m all for kids having a good time, and I…