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Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

The title, alone, sounds ridiculous. Please stop telling me I should do things for a living? What do I expect - to sit around and do nothing as a grown ass adult? No. That's not what I mean at all. A couple weeks ago, we had a little family and friend get together for my… Continue reading Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

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28 Imperative To-Dos

So yesterday was my birthday. Did any of you people get me a fucking birthday cake? No. No you didn't. To be fair, I didn't really announce that my birthday was coming up, quite like I did last year. When I turned 30, I wouldn't shut the hell up about it for about nine months… Continue reading 28 Imperative To-Dos

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STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

So in the last six months we have celebrated: two birthdays (that I baked my eight hour cake for); an anniversary (that I baked another eight hour cake for); Halloween (homemade costumes); Thanksgiving (handcrafted party to avoid having to do much on Thanksgiving, only to be expected to do much on Thanksgiving anyway); one birthday… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Party Season Is Over Just In Time For Bridal/Baby Season

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Things I Want To Do Before I’m 40

... JUST KIDDING! I'm not falling into that trap again. That whole "Things I Want To Do Before I'm 30" list I made 10 years ago this Sunday turned out to be a terribly depressing combination of things I failed at and things I never tried. For those of you that haven't gotten the memo… Continue reading Things I Want To Do Before I’m 40

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The B(itch)’s Brain Gruel: Happy Birthday Nick, Are you on DivorceBook? and an Award with a Side of STFU

This may possibly be the most random conglomerate of things the B(itch) has to blog about, ever. But after the last few weeks that I've had of chaos, drama, and things just not going right, we're lucky I can form a complete sentence - my mind really feels that mushy at this point. (Hopefully this does… Continue reading The B(itch)’s Brain Gruel: Happy Birthday Nick, Are you on DivorceBook? and an Award with a Side of STFU

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Dirty Thirty, Dirty Thirty

You all recall I'll be turning the big three-OH in less than six months; on April 15th to be precise.  Thirty is a huge deal to me, although it remains to be seen exactly why. For years I had a huge and overtly unrealistic list of things I wanted to do by the time I… Continue reading Dirty Thirty, Dirty Thirty