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The Holidays Are Coming, So I’ve Prepared a Wish List

I actually don't want anything for the holidays. I never do. There are things that I need. But want? I stopped wanting things around the time I stopped getting things that I wanted. Did that make sense? Either I'm a really spoiled brat, or - more accurately - I'm an adult. Somewhere between the birthday I… Continue reading The Holidays Are Coming, So I’ve Prepared a Wish List

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I May Shop On Thanksgiving

How many friends will I lose over this one? What kind of a backlash will I receive by people that have followed my blog for years? Don't know. Don't care. Seriously - don't wear underwear. You see the thing is, I may shop on Thanksgiving. And I'm getting sick and goddamned tired of hearing about… Continue reading I May Shop On Thanksgiving

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Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 3: Will Everyone Shut Up About Black Friday Already?

Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 6: Cooking for Ungrateful People (STFU Fridays) was postponed because it contained a snarky, and yet scintillating, roast of a few of my favorite bloggers, one of whom's father had to unexpectedly undergo an emergency heart procedure to unblock some arteries. B(itch)log is happy to report he is on the mend, and… Continue reading Countdown to Thanksgiving Day 3: Will Everyone Shut Up About Black Friday Already?

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Forget About Family

Here is what I hate the most about the holidays.  It isn't the blatant lack of cultural knowledge of what the holidays actually represent.  It isn't the materialism that bleeds out of every nook and cranny.  It isn't the consumerism, the over-indulgence, or even the misguided judgments that what 'I' do for the holidays is… Continue reading Forget About Family

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Your Typical Black Friday Shopper

This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great and new posts from 2011. And it's only $2.99! Click the picture of the cover for more details!  

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Snarksgiving: My Holiday in Photos

Well, faithful blog followers, Thanksgiving is over but the fun has just begun.  Soon people will be trampling each other for Christmas deals and ringing in the New Year with booze and a stomach pump.  I'm sure on this Thanksgiving, everyone had a wonderfully glutinous holiday filled with 3000+ calories.  I, however, did not.  Holidays… Continue reading Snarksgiving: My Holiday in Photos