My life is nothing like I planned it to be, which is why I know I'm finally doing something right
I remember the first time I heard the song "Baby It's Cold Outside." I was riding in the car with my mother. It was Christmastime, I was visiting her in Seattle as I always did for the holidays. We were on our way to some dive bar, where she would hang out in the bar… Continue reading I Can’t Believe I Have To Explain This To You People; How “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “The Little Mermaid” Have Proven Our Cultural Ignorance
The results are in! A while ago, I sent out a survey to you guys on Surveymonkey, and the responses were OVERWHELMING. Just kidding, a ton of people took the time to click the survey; a mere 17 of you took the time to complete it. To you 17...a sincere and heartfelt thanks... To the… Continue reading Survey Says…
You guys, I don't even *really* know what ISO means. I mean, like, I think it means in search of; but I also don't know when is actually the most appropriate time to use it. Like when I type it I feel like I'm some weird, middle aged pervert putting out a personal ad. MWF ISO… Continue reading ISO Social Media Help (Because I’m Social Media Dumb)
Am I the only one getting just a little bit sick and FUCKING TIRED of having to scroll through paragraph after paragraph of banter when I am looking for a good recipe on the Internet? Seriously. We get it. You and Brad were celebrating your two year anniversary and you just knew you had to… Continue reading Seriously, Guys, Cut the Banter On Your Recipe Posts
That may sound a little harsh. Of course I care about mascara, I wear it often enough to. Not often enough to obsessively buy your Younique 3D lash mascara that comes out with something new every two months. Not often enough to suddenly abandon my go-to make up brands for the occasional times that I… Continue reading I Don’t Care About 3D Mascara, Jamberry Nails, Facials, ITWorks Wraps, or Beach Bodies
I woke up this morning in a bad mood. That's actually a slight understatement, actually. I was so angry in the general sense that I continually thought to myself: "geez, Heather...you're being pretty bitchy this morning." And to be honest, it was entirely my fault. I opted to sleep in bed last night, instead of… Continue reading By Now, I Should Know Better Than To Leave The House When I’m Crabby
... so think I'll do it here. Hope you guys don't mind. It all started with - I think - the Superbowl. For one, I drank too much that day. That isn't saying much for me, because I don't drink a lot and I also am a super-duper lightweight. Nonetheless, I drank too much because… Continue reading I have some random things to complain about…
