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Apply to Review My Newest Book!

Hey everyone! If you - like me - love free shit, then I've got just the thing for you: You can receive a signed copy of my new book, a Starbucks gift card, and a free swag bag of book-themed items. The value of this package is $100! The return is that you agree to… Continue reading Apply to Review My Newest Book!

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My Fourth Book Cover Is Here, and It’s Giving Me Feelings

I consider myself to be a generally flat person. I don't mean that I am one of those robot people with no feelings. I just mean that I usually have one mode, unless I'm at home and no one is looking at me: laughing at everything. Maybe flat isn't what I mean to say. Inappropriate?… Continue reading My Fourth Book Cover Is Here, and It’s Giving Me Feelings

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How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition

I've been somewhat quiet on the blog lately, mainly because I've been on vacation for three weeks now. I have one more left to go and I am certainly ready to get home. It isn't that I just love the community in which I live in southern California SOOOOOOO much. You guys know that isn't… Continue reading How To Make It Into My Next Book – Vacation Edition

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What Did You Just Call Me? – A Book Trailer

Many people over the years have called me a bitch. I think that's one of the reasons why I just went ahead and owned it, accepted it, and developed my blog moniker accordingly. Better to be the one calling myself a bitch, rather than let them have the upper hand with my feelings. Right? Well,… Continue reading What Did You Just Call Me? – A Book Trailer

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Buy My Memoir, Or Else I’ll…

... hunt you down and show you a picture of a cow giving birth to a pig. Okay, I guess I've already done that now. Gross, huh? ... cry all day long until my screaming tears of pain and mental anguish are so loud the neighbors have me hauled off in an ambulance and a… Continue reading Buy My Memoir, Or Else I’ll…