Today is May 1st. I should be rejoicing the coming of this day, for it is the beginning of May No Shave Month. Every year in the month of May, … Continue reading Some Open Notes To All Those I Encountered Today
Short answer: YES. Long answer: I wrote a blog about six months ago called “Are Bloggers Becoming Mean Girls?” In it I argued against the notion that bloggers are cliquey. … Continue reading Has the Blogosphere Become High School All Over Again?
I’m not sure how this happened. I’ve never really been a fan of pageants. You know those moms dress their little toddlers up like painted whores and prance them around, … Continue reading Well, now I’m one of those pageant people…
I’ve got a lot to say today, b(itch)es; and I’ve had a lot of tacos and a lot to drink. Let’s get to it before a barf and/or pass out. … Continue reading Wacky Wednesday: Private Posts, Old Man Hit and Run, and a Bank Confrontation
So I was at Chuck E. Cheese today, and as if I wasn’t already getting my daily dose of “hell on Earth” just by being there, a pack of about … Continue reading Lessons on Being Cool From the 22 Year Old Verizon Employees At Chuck E Cheese
That’s right, I’m having a giveaway … not a big one, but one nonetheless. Share this and my blog with your friends for a chance to win a $25 iTunes … Continue reading This B(itch) is giving away something free…
I’m thinking about getting a map of a fifty mile radius around my home and tacking it up on the wall, then placing pins in all the places I can … Continue reading Sadly, I can no longer go to my local FedEx Kinkos
… I had a little wine. Not saying I don’t often have a little bit of wine, but just prefacing the story with that so you all know why I … Continue reading This evening at dinner …
That’s right, faithful blog followers, the Korean Hooker Hostage bizarro nail salon experiences have returned. For a month or so, I’ve been thinking that things may have turned back to … Continue reading The Banana Blower’s Baldness and a Chicken-peddling Crackhead: a Korean Hooker Hostage Update
This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 0: 12 Confessions
Actually there are really TWO resolutions you should make, the first and very real being more generosity to the poor. The world economy is in a shit-tank, with over 80% … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make
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