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Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

The title, alone, sounds ridiculous. Please stop telling me I should do things for a living? What do I expect - to sit around and do nothing as a grown ass adult? No. That's not what I mean at all. A couple weeks ago, we had a little family and friend get together for my… Continue reading Please Stop Telling Me I Should Do Things For A Living

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5 Ways I’ve Accepted Mediocrity As A Mother In My Mid-30s

I don't know if it's the fact that I have 3 kids now, and my life is a total and utter shit show 90% of the time; or that I'm just getting older. But I've accepted mediocrity in so many ways. 1. I'm okay with being an okay mom Honestly. There was a period of… Continue reading 5 Ways I’ve Accepted Mediocrity As A Mother In My Mid-30s

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You Guys Need To Chill With The Elf On The Shelf Hate

I'm going to drop a real bomb on you guys, here. It's a doozy. Brace yourselves. I do the Elf on the Shelf for my kids. Yeah, that's right. I have the Elf on the Shelf. Not just the Elf on the Shelf, but one for each of my kids plus an Elf for my… Continue reading You Guys Need To Chill With The Elf On The Shelf Hate

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Life was so much simpler back in 2011…

I don't know, you guys. I've been going through my comments from the entire lifetime of my blog, and I'm getting so nostalgic for my posts of yore. Life was so much simpler then, you know? I used to tackle some really important topics. Like whether or not there was a prostitution ring going on… Continue reading Life was so much simpler back in 2011…

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It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

It's friggin' fall ya'll. Ghords and pumpkins and apple bobbing showing up in my Facebook newsfeed. A trip to the pumpkin patch is on my calendar, and there would definitely be cobbler baking in my oven if it weren't still a million goddamned degrees outside. Pillsbury has like seven new cake flavors out, including candy… Continue reading It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

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I Went Camping And Survived

Okay, so let's start this off by saying that to call what I did "camping" is a bit of a stretch. Four nights were in a hooked up RV with running water, air conditioning, and electricity; in an RV park with free Wifi by the beach. Two nights were in a hotel. Regardless of those… Continue reading I Went Camping And Survived

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Breastfeeding is Such Crap You Guys

I want to start off with a few things I don't want to deal with when writing this post. For one, if you are one of those people that reads anything about breastfeeding and then feels an uncontrollable urge to comment well formula feeders have to deal with all that and more- move along, and… Continue reading Breastfeeding is Such Crap You Guys