Well, you can all imagine the horror when, immediately upon starting a newsletter that was going to go out weekly, I immediately bailed for a whopping two weeks. Allow me … Continue reading Newsletter #2: In Which I Bailed For a Few Weeks
I’m going to drop a real bomb on you guys, here. It’s a doozy. Brace yourselves. I do the Elf on the Shelf for my kids. Yeah, that’s right. I … Continue reading You Guys Need To Chill With The Elf On The Shelf Hate
I had coffee with a friend yesterday. Coffee is sort of a weird way to say it, though, because I actually don’t drink coffee. So what I had was this … Continue reading I Don’t Shave My Crotch, and Other Assorted Coffee Time Conversation
Are you in your 30s? I am. I mean I’m really 28. Again. But according to my driver’s license I am officially a 30-something. Screw you, DMV. In any event, … Continue reading 4 Ways Our 30s Are Still Very Much Like High School
We went to Target today. I had to get some of those Clorox bleach wipe things, some of those toilet flusher things, and deodorant. Don’t want my pits to smell … Continue reading Is it just me, or are people taking themselves too seriously these days?
… well then you should consider reading my dad’s new blog. He writes about all kinds of balls, actually. Not the kind I’ve implied here, though – the less horrifying … Continue reading If You Like Reading About Balls…
I’m going to get uncharacteristically serious for a moment here. Of course, my title is facetious. I don’t want anyone to fix me. It isn’t that I think there to … Continue reading Please Fix Me
