community – Heather Christena Schmidt

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 28, 2016May 9, 2016

Peegate

Peegate. If you are thinking that I’m talking about urine. Human waste. Pee. Pee pee. Wee wee. A scandal about wee wee of Watergate proportions. You would be correct. Today … Continue reading Peegate

By Heather Christena Schmidt September 22, 2015May 9, 2016

Am I Destined To Live In the Ghetto?

I ask myself often: do I live in the ghetto? No, not really. I live in the suburbs. But as time has gone on, and we’ve moved from one nice … Continue reading Am I Destined To Live In the Ghetto?

By Heather Christena Schmidt July 17, 2014July 17, 2014

Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

I had forgotten how many assholes live in my community. For the last year or so, we have been really swamped. I mean really. Between my father having hip replacement, … Continue reading Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 20, 2014January 20, 2014

I Hope You All Laugh Heartily About My Disastrous Long Weekend

I don’t even know why the fuck I called it a “long weekend.” It certainly was disastrous, but the concepts of weekend, or long weekend, are relatively foreign to me. … Continue reading I Hope You All Laugh Heartily About My Disastrous Long Weekend

By Heather Christena Schmidt July 3, 2013

From California

I take it pretty offensively when people refer to me as “from California.” First and foremost, I don’t really like California. It’s nothing personal against anyone that does – I … Continue reading From California

By Heather Christena Schmidt May 9, 2012

People I Do Not Like In My Community

I’m tempted to make this post just one word. Imagine it, you’d open it up and all it would read would be: Everyone. But that wouldn’t be entirely true. I … Continue reading People I Do Not Like In My Community