I remember the first time I heard the song "Baby It's Cold Outside." I was riding in the car with my mother. It was Christmastime, I was visiting her in Seattle as I always did for the holidays. We were on our way to some dive bar, where she would hang out in the bar… Continue reading I Can’t Believe I Have To Explain This To You People; How “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and “The Little Mermaid” Have Proven Our Cultural Ignorance
Last night I was just sitting on the couch, minding my own goddamned business. I seriously wasn't doing anything but sitting. I don't often do this, but we just moved and we have a lot of stressful things going on in life right now; so I thought a moment to just sit and relax would… Continue reading Things I Would Rather Do Than See Another Buddies Movie #SuperBuddies #SuperBuddiesParty #KillMeNow
The other day, while waiting in line at the Disney store to make a gift purchase, I realized that for about ten minutes I had been quietly planning in my head every snarky response I would offer to the prescripted questions the cashier had for me. I was purchasing only a $4.50 toy cell phone,… Continue reading Pop Quiz: Do I Need Anger Management?
Here's something ironic for you: when growing up, I would constantly roll my eyes and scoff at my parents for saying that cartoons were too violent, and that TV had a negative influence on my behavior. Routinely, I snuck around to watch shows like Ren and Stimpy. Why would they air those on kid's channels… Continue reading Oh, the irony