Guess Who’s Back Again, Back Again

No, no, friends. It’s not Eminem this time. It’s Hello Kitty Toaster. Those of you that have been around for a while (and I mean a while) know that I … Continue reading Guess Who’s Back Again, Back Again

Waltz of the Big Booty Bitches

So on Saturday evening we were celebrating my birthday, a little early. I turn 31 on April 15th, but my dad is having hip replacement surgery next Friday and I’ll … Continue reading Waltz of the Big Booty Bitches

The B(itch)’s Brain Gruel: Happy Birthday Nick, Are you on DivorceBook? and an Award with a Side of STFU

This may possibly be the most random conglomerate of things the B(itch) has to blog about, ever. But after the last few weeks that I’ve had of chaos, drama, and things … Continue reading The B(itch)’s Brain Gruel: Happy Birthday Nick, Are you on DivorceBook? and an Award with a Side of STFU