Am I Destined To Live In the Ghetto?
I ask myself often: do I live in the ghetto? No, not really. I live in the suburbs. But as time has gone on, and we’ve moved from one nice … Continue reading Am I Destined To Live In the Ghetto?
Tag: drama
Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet
I had forgotten how many assholes live in my community. For the last year or so, we have been really swamped. I mean really. Between my father having hip replacement, … Continue reading Confrontation At My Local Disney Outlet
Dear Friends and Family, I Apologize For My Crap Cooking
You guys remember last week I was whining and bitching about how hardly anyone ate my appetizers, which I stated on more than one occasion I would be making and … Continue reading Dear Friends and Family, I Apologize For My Crap Cooking
What Did You Just Call Me? – A Book Trailer
Many people over the years have called me a bitch. I think that’s one of the reasons why I just went ahead and owned it, accepted it, and developed my … Continue reading What Did You Just Call Me? – A Book Trailer
Is it just me, or are people taking themselves too seriously these days?
We went to Target today. I had to get some of those Clorox bleach wipe things, some of those toilet flusher things, and deodorant. Don’t want my pits to smell … Continue reading Is it just me, or are people taking themselves too seriously these days?
So then the lady on crack chased after me and I had to call 911…
I’ve never called 911 before. Fortunately, I have never had to. When my dad had his prostate removed I came the closest to it after he was experiencing an extremely … Continue reading So then the lady on crack chased after me and I had to call 911…
The B(itch)’s Cave
I’m sure most of you have heard the parable of the cave before. I often feel like this very simple story is what inspired me to go to graduate school … Continue reading The B(itch)’s Cave
The Day My Trailer Trash Mom Went Insane
I know I’ve already put up a post today, but this really deserved it’s own, separate discussion with all you faithful blog followers. For this will forever go down in … Continue reading The Day My Trailer Trash Mom Went Insane
A Few Open Letters From My Day…
Yeesh, what a day! This may be Hump Day, but for me it was “Fuck Heather’s Brain Until It Bleeds”-Day. I have a few open letters to write from my … Continue reading A Few Open Letters From My Day…
