I actually don’t have that many life goals. I used to, but I either 1) achieved them already, or 2) gave up on them. The big one I gave up … Continue reading Life Goals Achieved This Week
… with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut intricately to look like Cher? I’m not even sure how to get into this one. I don’t really actually believe my … Continue reading Conversations With Nick: Are You Having an Affair?
Last night I had the weirdest dream ever, and I’m pretty sure it’s given me insight into how much I secretly want to be a slut. Okay, not really but … Continue reading So Last Night I Got Gang Banged