Life Goals Achieved This Week

I actually don’t have that many life goals. I used to, but I either 1) achieved them already, or 2) gave up on them. The big one I gave up on was graduate school and becoming a college professor. At one time, it was my only goal; now it’s something I have absolutely zero interest…

Conversations With Nick: Are You Having an Affair?

… with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut intricately to look like Cher? I’m not even sure how to get into this one. I don’t really actually believe my husband is having an affair – like sleeping with someone else. I do, however, know that he has something else he loves in his life…

So Last Night I Got Gang Banged

Last night I had the weirdest dream ever, and I’m pretty sure it’s given me insight into how much I secretly want to be a slut. Okay, not really but still.. In real life, I don’t think I’ve slept with enough guys to even consider it a “gang bang” had they all been at one…