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My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I've just really had a lot to say these past few days. I promise, I'll slow down (maybe). Went to dinner this evening. Just me and Pookies, which meant that it ended up being… Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

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Some Kids Are Real A-holes

For God's sakes! I just posted today's blog post about big girl panties (which ended up being way more serious than I intended it to be), and then we went to lunch. You'd think that lunch would be pretty uneventful and not inspire me to come home and immediately write and publish another blog. But… Continue reading Some Kids Are Real A-holes

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STFU Fridays: Guest-Starring the Back of My Hand

For today's STFU Fridays, I have a special guest: the back of my hand. Yep! You got that right, I'm featuring people that need to Shut the Fuck Up, and apparently need to receive a good backhand to do so. Suggestive Sellers I don't know about any of you, but I am getting sick and… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Guest-Starring the Back of My Hand

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In-N-Out versus In-N-Out

Anyone that has been to California knows that one of the "must-dos" of the state is a trip to In-N-Out. Even if you don't eat fast food, or you don't eat meat, you still do it. They actually are very good at catering to people's health and otherwise needs: they have a huge "secret" menu,… Continue reading In-N-Out versus In-N-Out

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STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

Here I am. It's Thursday night. I'm in my pajamas. As you see, no make up. I'm just hanging out. I've written a lot today - both a blog post, as well done revisions on my new blog book coming out soon. I also went bowling and to the library. Those were pretty good times. I… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Restaurant Loudtalkers, Illegible Texters, My Mom’s Gut

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That belch tasted like rotten milk…

Six of the most horrific words to ever exit the mouth of another human being while sitting in an outdoor Johnny Rockets - a crowded public venue. The day was already bizarre enough as is. Every day seems to be here in beautiful and unpredictable-weathered California. We had an early morning phone call that swimming… Continue reading That belch tasted like rotten milk…

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Donuts, Thievery, and a Public Pregnancy Test: My Friday Wrap Up

You faithful blog followers may have noticed I haven't posted in about a week. I've been dealing with technical issues regarding my book that was supposed to be released via eBook May15th, but was postponed until this upcoming Tuesday, June 5th because of said issues. If you haven't checked out the trailer, you can watch… Continue reading Donuts, Thievery, and a Public Pregnancy Test: My Friday Wrap Up