Stop Calling This A War

The global pandemic we currently find ourselves in is, without a doubt, not a war. It is not. Analogizing it to one is both incorrect, and irresponsible. Let’s walk through … Continue reading Stop Calling This A War

The Russians Interfered With My Dog’s Mayoral Campaign (and I couldn’t even make this up if I tried)

To say I have had a weird summer so far is a gross understatement of the situation at hand. My summer has been so strange, with odd events, weird injuries, … Continue reading The Russians Interfered With My Dog’s Mayoral Campaign (and I couldn’t even make this up if I tried)

If This Is America, It Is No Longer My Country; Or, Trump: the Anti-American President

If you are like me, you are overwhelmed by the news and events of the last 48 hours. America, in all its glory, elected a racist, homophobic, sexist, bigot to … Continue reading If This Is America, It Is No Longer My Country; Or, Trump: the Anti-American President

What do Mitt Romney, President Obama, the fact that you voted, and my neighbor’s teenage son all have in common?

That’s right: this lady doesn’t give a fuck. Let’s cut to the chase: Mitt Romney I read this morning that Mitt Romney said he didn’t know if the voters always … Continue reading What do Mitt Romney, President Obama, the fact that you voted, and my neighbor’s teenage son all have in common?