California Lifestyle, Uncategorized

Really, Internet? Yes. Really.

Today was errand day. It's one day a week: Monday. We pack all the errands into that day so that we can avoid leaving the house the rest of the week. By the end of even a moderate Monday errand day I'm exhausted, crabby, and unwilling to tolerate anything. And that's like two stops. Today's Monday… Continue reading Really, Internet? Yes. Really.

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Pregnancy and Babies, Uncategorized

It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

I've kept my mouth shut about this for SO. LONG. But I just can't keep it shut anymore. I consider it to be hazardous to my health to hold this in any further. If, through the course of this, I in some way hurt your feelings, I wish I could apologize. But I can't. Instead… Continue reading It’s Time We Get This Out In the Open, and Just Have the Talk About Baby Showers

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An Open Letter To My Husband, Regarding Our Home

Just the other day, I went to my husband's work. I don't often go, but when I do I always like to move things around. He works in film, so they have a lot of equipment - I especially like to fuck with that stuff. I make sure to spill things all over the machines… Continue reading An Open Letter To My Husband, Regarding Our Home

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Oh, I’m sorry. Did my opinion offend you?

Tough shit. Last week I posted this photo that I found on EpicFail.com of a cat that's owner had covered it in make up. A few people noted feeling a little disturbed by it. Someone else told me that she hoped a herd of cats mauled me while I bitch. Note that I said "...of… Continue reading Oh, I’m sorry. Did my opinion offend you?

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Good News! The Porn Industry Is Coming To My Town!!

So we ran a couple of errands tonight. Those errands included: dropping a frozen turkey off at my dad's house for Easter Sunday, getting the guinea pig birthday presents for his first birthday (coming up this Monday), and to CVS to get dish soap. I know. Big night for the B(itch) family. As I was… Continue reading Good News! The Porn Industry Is Coming To My Town!!

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Has the Blogosphere Become High School All Over Again?

Short answer: YES. Long answer: I wrote a blog about six months ago called "Are Bloggers Becoming Mean Girls?" In it I argued against the notion that bloggers are cliquey. I had seen some bloggers complaining about how they couldn't seem to "break in" to the mom blog, and other blog community, cliques, and for… Continue reading Has the Blogosphere Become High School All Over Again?

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Destroying Your Carpool: A Tutorial

Be it a carpool for work, extra-curriculars with the kids, vacations, school - you name it, there are a lot of reasons people carpool. If everyone in the carpool is on the same page, it's great. But for every carpooling success story out there on the Internet, there are about ten times that in horror… Continue reading Destroying Your Carpool: A Tutorial