California Lifestyle, Food and Wine, Holidays, Suburbia, Uncategorized

It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

It's friggin' fall ya'll. Ghords and pumpkins and apple bobbing showing up in my Facebook newsfeed. A trip to the pumpkin patch is on my calendar, and there would definitely be cobbler baking in my oven if it weren't still a million goddamned degrees outside. Pillsbury has like seven new cake flavors out, including candy… Continue reading It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

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How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

For the last couple of weeks, I have been totally not feeling it with Halloween. This isn't normal for me. I'm not like one of those weirdos that obsesses over it all year long, and spends more time and money on decorations and shit than the month's rent. But I'm still usually pretty gung-ho about… Continue reading How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

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You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall

It's Fall, motherfuckers. Well, it's been Fall for a few weeks now, but - as usual - I'm behind the game of things. That's not true. My Fall shit has been up since around August. It was like 102 degrees out, and I was setting up a scarecrow. I'm just slowing down on all the… Continue reading You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall

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Fall Makes Me Homesick

Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big fucking fiasco of costumes and events and more events and hayrides. I've baked tons of pumpkin-flavored things, and will bake more. We're even hosting a… Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick

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I’m Over Pumpkin Patches

  That's it! I'm fucking over it. I'm over the pumpkins. I'm over hayrides. I'm over corn mazes and train rides and face painting. I'm over the gourds shoved down my pants to look like I've got a huge penis. Okay I've never done that. But I'm over it all. I'm over pumpkin patches. Halloween… Continue reading I’m Over Pumpkin Patches

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300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface

Well it's Happy 300th B(itch)es! I had this great post planned. I was going to do a lot of photos. Funny stuff. A list of confessions. And gunk about anniversaries and getting busy. Then this total jerkface ruined my mood, so we're sticking to the theme of B(ITCH)LOG for this one. This will probably be… Continue reading 300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface