It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.

I am literally shitting pumpkin spiced foods and beverages out my ears at this point, that is how much I am up in this fall business. I have been for … Continue reading It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.

It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

It’s friggin’ fall ya’ll. Ghords and pumpkins and apple bobbing showing up in my Facebook newsfeed. A trip to the pumpkin patch is on my calendar, and there would definitely … Continue reading It’s Friggin’ Fall Ya’ll

How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

For the last couple of weeks, I have been totally not feeling it with Halloween. This isn’t normal for me. I’m not like one of those weirdos that obsesses over … Continue reading How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall

It’s Fall, motherfuckers. Well, it’s been Fall for a few weeks now, but – as usual – I’m behind the game of things. That’s not true. My Fall shit has … Continue reading You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall

Fall Makes Me Homesick

Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big … Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick

300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface

Well it’s Happy 300th B(itch)es! I had this great post planned. I was going to do a lot of photos. Funny stuff. A list of confessions. And gunk about anniversaries … Continue reading 300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface