I May Shop On Thanksgiving

How many friends will I lose over this one? What kind of a backlash will I receive by people that have followed my blog for years? Don’t know. Don’t care. Seriously – don’t wear underwear. You see the thing is, I may shop on Thanksgiving. And I’m getting sick and goddamned tired of hearing about…

MWF Seeking New TTF

I wanted to do SWF, because that would sound more like that creepy Single White Female-movie with Jodie Foster correction: Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh (you are so right, Jeremy … I have no clue about movies). But then my husband would get upset and/or confused; and my mother in law would call. We would have…