Mom. Writer. Misanthrope. Politico.
I don’t believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just … Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)
Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I’ve just really had a lot to say these … Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation
This last few weeks was pretty stressful and full of sadness for me, after the passing of my grandfather and all the stuff that came after it. That meant for … Continue reading Foods That Have Traumatized Me
Hey, self. How is your sexy ass doin’? Feelin’ good? Feelin’ great after you just had a bowl of marshmallows for breakfast, with two bites of a rotten banana, all … Continue reading Screw You, Overachieving Self
This morning I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I haven’t been grocery shopping in quite a few days, though, so the options were sparse. There were no eggs … Continue reading 9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour
Do you have a Food Nazi in your life? You know those people. I have quite a few. They have to qualify everything with “fat-free” “non-fat” “organic” “with a hint … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Food Nazis
Anyone that has been to California knows that one of the “must-dos” of the state is a trip to In-N-Out. Even if you don’t eat fast food, or you don’t … Continue reading In-N-Out versus In-N-Out
Yesterday I had a lot of cooking and cleaning to do. I was behind on my usual schedule of cleaning the apartment; and my in-laws are coming over for dinner … Continue reading How Pinterest and Instragram Ruined My Life
So I’m pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but prior to our vacation to my sweet, home Chicago, I essentially starved myself for the months preceding so that I … Continue reading Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine
