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Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)

I don't believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just do it. The new year is no more a new start than the morning is. It's just time and my philosophy degree tells me that… Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)

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My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I've just really had a lot to say these past few days. I promise, I'll slow down (maybe). Went to dinner this evening. Just me and Pookies, which meant that it ended up being… Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

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Foods That Have Traumatized Me

This last few weeks was pretty stressful and full of sadness for me, after the passing of my grandfather and all the stuff that came after it. That meant for a lot of stomach upset, which culminated last night in horrible stomach traumas that I will just file under the category of: too much information… Continue reading Foods That Have Traumatized Me

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Screw You, Overachieving Self

Hey, self. How is your sexy ass doin'? Feelin' good? Feelin' great after you just had a bowl of marshmallows for breakfast, with two bites of a rotten banana, all swallowed down with a large Diet Coke? Feeling hot to trot in your yoga pants and White Sox t-shirt; the one with a hole in… Continue reading Screw You, Overachieving Self

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9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour

This morning I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I haven't been grocery shopping in quite a few days, though, so the options were sparse. There were no eggs left, after I baked a double batch of cupcakes for an old professor's surprise party last night. There was no cereal left I took interest… Continue reading 9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour

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STFU Fridays: Food Nazis

Do you have a Food Nazi in your life? You know those people. I have quite a few. They have to qualify everything with "fat-free" "non-fat" "organic" "with a hint of" blah blah blah. Shut the fuck up. After a while you start qualifying your food like that too just from being around these arrogant… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Food Nazis

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In-N-Out versus In-N-Out

Anyone that has been to California knows that one of the "must-dos" of the state is a trip to In-N-Out. Even if you don't eat fast food, or you don't eat meat, you still do it. They actually are very good at catering to people's health and otherwise needs: they have a huge "secret" menu,… Continue reading In-N-Out versus In-N-Out