Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)

I don’t believe in New Years Resolutions. Never have. The crux of my argument is simple: if I want to be a better person in X area, I should just … Continue reading Two New Years Resolutions I Will Be Making This Year (Even Though I Don’t Believe In New Years Resolutions)

My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I’ve just really had a lot to say these … Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Screw You, Overachieving Self

Hey, self. How is your sexy ass doin’? Feelin’ good? Feelin’ great after you just had a bowl of marshmallows for breakfast, with two bites of a rotten banana, all … Continue reading Screw You, Overachieving Self

9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour

This morning I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I haven’t been grocery shopping in quite a few days, though, so the options were sparse. There were no eggs … Continue reading 9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour

STFU Fridays: Food Nazis

Do you have a Food Nazi in your life? You know those people. I have quite a few. They have to qualify everything with “fat-free” “non-fat” “organic” “with a hint … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Food Nazis

In-N-Out versus In-N-Out

Anyone that has been to California knows that one of the “must-dos” of the state is a trip to In-N-Out. Even if you don’t eat fast food, or you don’t … Continue reading In-N-Out versus In-N-Out

How Pinterest and Instragram Ruined My Life

Yesterday I had a lot of cooking and cleaning to do. I was behind on my usual schedule of cleaning the apartment; and my in-laws are coming over for dinner … Continue reading How Pinterest and Instragram Ruined My Life

Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine

So I’m pretty sure I have mentioned this before, but prior to our vacation to my sweet, home Chicago, I essentially starved myself for the months preceding so that I … Continue reading Vacation Report 6: Chicago Food versus California Cuisine