I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point

Did any of you see the Stepford Wives movie? Either the first, or the second – if you didn’t, you really need to. It’s about a town called Stepford, where … Continue reading I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point

My No-Vomit Rule, and Other Assorted Hypochondrias

I’ve had writer’s block for going on two months now. Haven’t written a thing; in fact, I haven’t even tried. I just stopped caring, and I’m not sure why. But … Continue reading My No-Vomit Rule, and Other Assorted Hypochondrias

Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts

I hate the holidays. I mean, I think we’ve established that I hate pretty much everything. And everyone. And myself. But I really fucking hate the holidays. Some of you … Continue reading Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts

Chicagoland Bloggie Friend Frolic

I’m super duper sorry that I’ve been so minimal on the blog these last few weeks, you guys. It’s just that life got crazy a few days before we left … Continue reading Chicagoland Bloggie Friend Frolic

Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I … Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I’d be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

My Thoughts on Blogger Awards and Facebook Shout Outs

Quite frankly, I think they’re fucking stupid. Please don’t take this the wrong way if you do the blogger award thing, or if you do that daily list of tagging … Continue reading My Thoughts on Blogger Awards and Facebook Shout Outs