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By Heather Christena Schmidt May 11, 2016

Life Goals Achieved This Week

I actually don’t have that many life goals. I used to, but I either 1) achieved them already, or 2) gave up on them. The big one I gave up … Continue reading Life Goals Achieved This Week

By Heather Christena Schmidt September 21, 2015May 9, 2016

I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point

Did any of you see the Stepford Wives movie? Either the first, or the second – if you didn’t, you really need to. It’s about a town called Stepford, where … Continue reading I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point

By Heather Christena Schmidt May 27, 2014

My No-Vomit Rule, and Other Assorted Hypochondrias

I’ve had writer’s block for going on two months now. Haven’t written a thing; in fact, I haven’t even tried. I just stopped caring, and I’m not sure why. But … Continue reading My No-Vomit Rule, and Other Assorted Hypochondrias

By Heather Christena Schmidt December 17, 2013December 17, 2013

Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts

I hate the holidays. I mean, I think we’ve established that I hate pretty much everything. And everyone. And myself. But I really fucking hate the holidays. Some of you … Continue reading Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts

By Heather Christena Schmidt July 2, 2013

Chicagoland Bloggie Friend Frolic

I’m super duper sorry that I’ve been so minimal on the blog these last few weeks, you guys. It’s just that life got crazy a few days before we left … Continue reading Chicagoland Bloggie Friend Frolic

By Heather Christena Schmidt June 3, 2013June 4, 2013

Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I … Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You

By Heather Christena Schmidt December 18, 2012

My Hypochondriosis

I am sick right now, which means I’ve been pacing around for the seven days that I’ve been sick worrying that something very serious is wrong with me. Of course … Continue reading My Hypochondriosis

By Heather Christena Schmidt December 6, 2012December 6, 2012

STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I’d be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?

By Heather Christena Schmidt December 3, 2012December 3, 2012

My Thoughts on Blogger Awards and Facebook Shout Outs

Quite frankly, I think they’re fucking stupid. Please don’t take this the wrong way if you do the blogger award thing, or if you do that daily list of tagging … Continue reading My Thoughts on Blogger Awards and Facebook Shout Outs