Life Goals Achieved This Week
I actually don’t have that many life goals. I used to, but I either 1) achieved them already, or 2) gave up on them. The big one I gave up … Continue reading Life Goals Achieved This Week
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I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point
Did any of you see the Stepford Wives movie? Either the first, or the second – if you didn’t, you really need to. It’s about a town called Stepford, where … Continue reading I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point
My No-Vomit Rule, and Other Assorted Hypochondrias
I’ve had writer’s block for going on two months now. Haven’t written a thing; in fact, I haven’t even tried. I just stopped caring, and I’m not sure why. But … Continue reading My No-Vomit Rule, and Other Assorted Hypochondrias
Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts
I hate the holidays. I mean, I think we’ve established that I hate pretty much everything. And everyone. And myself. But I really fucking hate the holidays. Some of you … Continue reading Countdown to Christmas… How To Wrap Gifts
Chicagoland Bloggie Friend Frolic
I’m super duper sorry that I’ve been so minimal on the blog these last few weeks, you guys. It’s just that life got crazy a few days before we left … Continue reading Chicagoland Bloggie Friend Frolic
Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You
Kidding. (Not kidding.) Okay you guys, my book was set to come out on Tuesday, June 4th. Tomorrow for me. Today at this point for some of you. Then I … Continue reading Buy My Book Now, Or Else My Next One Will Be About You
My Hypochondriosis
I am sick right now, which means I’ve been pacing around for the seven days that I’ve been sick worrying that something very serious is wrong with me. Of course … Continue reading My Hypochondriosis
STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?
Hah! I fucking wish! If I were 25 I’d be young, spry, and free of my four gray hairs. I would slap the shit out of myself for being so … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Did you know I’m 25 again?
My Thoughts on Blogger Awards and Facebook Shout Outs
Quite frankly, I think they’re fucking stupid. Please don’t take this the wrong way if you do the blogger award thing, or if you do that daily list of tagging … Continue reading My Thoughts on Blogger Awards and Facebook Shout Outs
Why Being a Mom is Awesome
I have come to a number of conclusions recently about being a mom. One is that being a mom is both caused by, and results in, insanity. I’ve mentioned that … Continue reading Why Being a Mom is Awesome
9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour
This morning I went to the kitchen to make breakfast. I haven’t been grocery shopping in quite a few days, though, so the options were sparse. There were no eggs … Continue reading 9 Things I’d Rather Do Than Eat Something Made Out of Whole Wheat Flour
The B(itch)Log’s Anniversary Survival Kit
As I mentioned yesterday, my husband and I have many anniversaries but we really only celebrate once. This year we are doing it this weekend, basically because I’m tired of … Continue reading The B(itch)Log’s Anniversary Survival Kit
Heather Christena Schmidt 