I Think I Finally Learned To Can’t Even

For the longest time, I had no idea in what context, exactly, I could say that I can’t even. Or, more precisely, in what context I could can’t even. Since, you know: to can’t even is to do something. It’s like a verb now. Just like because is a preposition to lead off a fragment;…

TNT

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Words That Do Not Exist

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A New Segment on the B(itch)Log

Well, faithful blog followers – it’s time for a new and regular segment on the B(itch)Log.  Starting this week, the site will have a weekly installment of what I like to call B(itch)Log Lessons in Grammar and Punctuation.  This segment will come in the form of a graphic and will address some of the major…

Is that true?

Just this week, I have had the great fortune of adding another pet peeve to my master list of peeves, a list that seems to be ever-growing by the day.  The top peeves, of course, are matters of grammar.  You all, faithful blog followers, know that I cannot stand text lingo (wat up wit u…