The Cost of Groceries, or My Weekly Bend-Over By a Random Guy Named Ralph

This morning I did what I always do. I woke up. I grabbed my computer. I scrolled through to see how people were disparaging me overnight on my blog. I’m … Continue reading The Cost of Groceries, or My Weekly Bend-Over By a Random Guy Named Ralph

Dear Grocery Store Lady,

The following is an open letter to that annoying bitch that is always at the grocery store when I am there. ¬†She occasionally is old, sometimes young; she always pisses … Continue reading Dear Grocery Store Lady,