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By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on

PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

Those of you that know me, or have been reading this blog for a while, know that I am not a fan of flatus jokes. You know what I’m talking … Continue reading PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on

The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms

I have two bathrooms. One is the kid bathroom, which is decorated with this cute kid-ish nature wall art. The other is our bathroom, which has nature stuff all around … Continue reading The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms