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Tag: gross

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on January 28, 2014January 28, 2014

PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

Those of you that know me, or have been reading this blog for a while, know that I am not a fan of flatus jokes. You know what I’m talking … Continue reading PLEASE: No Outside Food, Turn Off Your Cellphones, Silence Your Assholes

Categories: UncategorizedTags: comedy, deer farting in the woods, fart jokes, flatulence, flatus, gross, gross stories, humanity, humor, jokes, life, lifestyle, public, public commentary, random events, satire, social commentary, stupid people, the worst of humanity
By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on May 8, 2013

The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms

I have two bathrooms. One is the kid bathroom, which is decorated with this cute kid-ish nature wall art. The other is our bathroom, which has nature stuff all around … Continue reading The Main Reason You Should Never Use My Bathrooms

Categories: UncategorizedTags: apartment problems, comedy, crass humor, dog crap, dog doo, gross, gross stories, horrifying, humor, life, lifestyle, mom, mom stories, mothers, my mother, puke, satire, smells, trailer trash mom, video blogs, who let the dogs out
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