Tag: Halloween

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on

It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.

I am literally shitting pumpkin spiced foods and beverages out my ears at this point, that is how much I am up in this fall business. I have been for … Continue reading It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.

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How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

For the last couple of weeks, I have been totally not feeling it with Halloween. This isn’t normal for me. I’m not like one of those weirdos that obsesses over … Continue reading How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever

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You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall

It’s Fall, motherfuckers. Well, it’s been Fall for a few weeks now, but – as usual – I’m behind the game of things. That’s not true. My Fall shit has … Continue reading You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall

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Pookie and Poor Nick Make a Puppetshow

So last night my husband participated in a puppetshow Pookie made. I told her to take a short kid’s story and turn it into a Halloween-themed one. Fortunately, I recorded … Continue reading Pookie and Poor Nick Make a Puppetshow

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300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface

Well it’s Happy 300th B(itch)es! I had this great post planned. I was going to do a lot of photos. Funny stuff. A list of confessions. And gunk about anniversaries … Continue reading 300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface

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Birthers Gone Wild

My first post on this new blog site was called Birthers, and I have blogged on the topic many times since.  Ultimately, I think that people today have taken having babies … Continue reading Birthers Gone Wild