Another week, another shit show. Around the World Well, this isn’t exactly around the world, but it’s certainly national news: Texas effectively overturned Roe versus Wade. I feel as though … Continue reading Newsletter #3: We Need To Talk About Accountability
I am literally shitting pumpkin spiced foods and beverages out my ears at this point, that is how much I am up in this fall business. I have been for … Continue reading It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.
For the last couple of weeks, I have been totally not feeling it with Halloween. This isn’t normal for me. I’m not like one of those weirdos that obsesses over … Continue reading How This Halloween Has Taught Me to Be Less Of An Overachiever
It’s Fall, motherfuckers. Well, it’s been Fall for a few weeks now, but – as usual – I’m behind the game of things. That’s not true. My Fall shit has … Continue reading You’re Fuckin’ A Right, It’s Fall
So last night my husband participated in a puppetshow Pookie made. I told her to take a short kid’s story and turn it into a Halloween-themed one. Fortunately, I recorded … Continue reading Pookie and Poor Nick Make a Puppetshow
That’s it! I’m fucking over it. I’m over the pumpkins. I’m over hayrides. I’m over corn mazes and train rides and face painting. I’m over the gourds shoved down … Continue reading I’m Over Pumpkin Patches
There are exactly two weeks left until Halloween. That can mean one thing and one thing only for this lady: Halloween indulgences. So Halloween is the kick start of the … Continue reading 6 Halloween Indulgences
Well it’s Happy 300th B(itch)es! I had this great post planned. I was going to do a lot of photos. Funny stuff. A list of confessions. And gunk about anniversaries … Continue reading 300th Post, Ruined By a Jerkface
My first post on this new blog site was called Birthers, and I have blogged on the topic many times since.  Ultimately, I think that people today have taken having babies … Continue reading Birthers Gone Wild
It’s that time of year again – Halloween, which then turns into a flurry of spend-a lot, eat-a lot holidays that end in a night of drunken debauchery to ring … Continue reading Hallow-Raunchy
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