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Tag: hello kitty toaster

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on February 10, 2012February 10, 2012

Food Prices, Cantaloupe in the Crotch, and a Run-in With Hello Kitty Toaster

Today was a food-centric day. Not that I ate a lot. I had a ham and lettuce sandwich for breakfast (I don’t really like breakfast food). I had a salad … Continue reading Food Prices, Cantaloupe in the Crotch, and a Run-in With Hello Kitty Toaster

Categories: UncategorizedTags: calories, comedy, consuming, debate, eating, food, food prices, hello kitty, hello kitty toaster, humor, life, lifestyle, satire, stupid people

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on January 12, 2012

Hello, Hello Kitty Toaster

Hey Heather! Life, here … I haven’t thrown you enough shitty curve balls lately, chocked full of awkward and hair pulling situations … so I’m going to send you … Continue reading Hello, Hello Kitty Toaster

Categories: UncategorizedTags: awkward family, awkward moments, dysfunctional family, enmeshed family, family, hello kitty toaster, humor, life, lifestyle, random events, random thoughts

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