hello kitty toaster – Heather Christena Schmidt

By Heather Christena Schmidt April 20, 2022

Guess Who’s Back Again, Back Again

No, no, friends. It’s not Eminem this time. It’s Hello Kitty Toaster. Those of you that have been around for a while (and I mean a while) know that I … Continue reading Guess Who’s Back Again, Back Again

By Heather Christena Schmidt February 10, 2012February 10, 2012

Food Prices, Cantaloupe in the Crotch, and a Run-in With Hello Kitty Toaster

Today was a food-centric day. Not that I ate a lot. I had a ham and lettuce sandwich for breakfast (I don’t really like breakfast food). I had a salad … Continue reading Food Prices, Cantaloupe in the Crotch, and a Run-in With Hello Kitty Toaster

By Heather Christena Schmidt January 12, 2012

Hello, Hello Kitty Toaster

Hey Heather! Life, here … I haven’t thrown you enough shitty curve balls lately, chocked full of awkward and hair pulling situations … so I’m going to send you … Continue reading Hello, Hello Kitty Toaster