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Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

When you watch this video, you're going to fall into one of two camps: 1) You will be a man and find yourself kicking yourself for not having found me before I met and married my husband; or, 2) You will be a woman and find yourself taking notes on how someone can be as… Continue reading Sorry fellas, but I’m taken… (a video blog book trailer)

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Things I Would Rather Do Than See Another Buddies Movie #SuperBuddies #SuperBuddiesParty #KillMeNow

Last night I was just sitting on the couch, minding my own goddamned business. I seriously wasn't doing anything but sitting. I don't often do this, but we just moved and we have a lot of stressful things going on in life right now; so I thought a moment to just sit and relax would… Continue reading Things I Would Rather Do Than See Another Buddies Movie #SuperBuddies #SuperBuddiesParty #KillMeNow

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My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

Am I overwhelming you most faithful blog followers with too many posts? This is something like the fourth in two days, I've just really had a lot to say these past few days. I promise, I'll slow down (maybe). Went to dinner this evening. Just me and Pookies, which meant that it ended up being… Continue reading My Horrible Evening At Pukeplantation

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The Worst Part About California

Don't believe anything the tourist ads, or the hipsters with their million dollar trust funds, tell you. California has a lot of downsides. Sure, the weather is typically pretty nice; although, there are even some bad parts to that. For one, you no longer have much change to the seasons, which is sort of depressing.… Continue reading The Worst Part About California

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Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

Those of you that follow me on Twitter and Facebook (if you aren't, well why the hell not?) have seen me bitching and griping all morning about how my mom was supposed to come over for breakfast around 10 o'clock and did not show up. Well, she eventually showed up, and in her grande, late… Continue reading Hottie Maintenance Man and My Trailer Trash Mom’s Crap Pants: A Love Story

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Party Peeves

We went to a couple family parties this weekend. One was a Labor Day bar-b-que - which was relatively mild; the other was a family dinner in honor of the seventh birthday of my cousin's kid. These parties (the latter for the most part) inspired me to compile yet another list of pet peeves. Today… Continue reading Party Peeves

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What a Terrible Tuesday

Today has been such a terrible day that drinkie time has been pushed up a little bit. I was originally supposed to have afternoon cocktails with some friends before my Trailer Trash Mom's nightmarish text message put the kibosh on that anyway, so I'm doing it big. Before I describe this Terrible Tuesday to you,… Continue reading What a Terrible Tuesday