Last night I was just sitting on the couch, minding my own goddamned business. I seriously wasn’t doing anything but sitting. I don’t often do this, but we just moved … Continue reading Things I Would Rather Do Than See Another Buddies Movie #SuperBuddies #SuperBuddiesParty #KillMeNow
Don’t believe anything the tourist ads, or the hipsters with their million dollar trust funds, tell you. California has a lot of downsides. Sure, the weather is typically pretty nice; … Continue reading The Worst Part About California
This morning I woke up and looked on Facebook, wasting time while trying to figure out (like usual) how exactly to get through the day. Much to my happiness, the … Continue reading STFU Fridays, with our special guest: STFU Socrates
Do you see the crazy in my eyes, there, faithful blog followers? While it’s definitely there, it’s not the kind of crazy that I am looking for right now. The … Continue reading Get a Little Cray Cray
I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the fact that I accidentally got drunk on beer before the afternoon was even over (ewww gross – beer!); or, the fact that it … Continue reading If I Dress Like A Hipster, Will I Like PBR?
Yippy! This is my 100th blog post! Excitement abound at the Schmidt Ranch, and of course by excitement I mean me (in pajamas) skipping around the house and sipping an … Continue reading Magic Number 100, or things I want to do before I turn 30
Everyone’s talking about the hipsters. Just this week, The Oatmeal released a web comic comparing Hammer Pants and Hipster Pants (and I have to say, Oats: truer words were never spoken). But … Continue reading Are Hipsters Really Just Hillbillies in Vintage?
It’s my worst nightmare come true: a festival of yuppies, hipsters, and yupsters banding together in a festival of – dare I say – epic proportions. That’s right, it’s Carmaggedon. … Continue reading Reasons #Carmaggedon Could Be A.K.A. Yuppy-fest 2011
Nothing is worse than someone who gloats. I mean, the old “I told you so” gets pretty old, especially when you already feel stupid as is for whatever you may … Continue reading So I guess I was right, huh?
Does anyone else remember the days when you went into a MAC store to get your computer fixed and you were able to talk to people who actually looked like … Continue reading The Hipster Apocalypse