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If I Could Dry Hump a Hobbit, and Other Monday Morning Revelations

There. I said it. Sometimes I turn the lights down real low. I light some candles. I put on something sexy. I break out the baby oil and the nearest banana-shaped object. And I turn on Lord of the Rings. Okay, I don't really do that. REALLY ... But in all seriousness, this is just… Continue reading If I Could Dry Hump a Hobbit, and Other Monday Morning Revelations

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