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Tag: holiday food

By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on September 23, 2019January 17, 2021

It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.

I am literally shitting pumpkin spiced foods and beverages out my ears at this point, that is how much I am up in this fall business. I have been for … Continue reading It’s Pumpkin Spice Equinox, Bitches.

Categories: California Lifestyle, DIY, Food and Wine, Holidays, Suburbia, UncategorizedTags: Apple, apple bobbing, apple picking, autumn, autumnal equinox, canning, comedy, fall, fall decor, Halloween, halloween costumes, Halloween DIY, holiday decor, holiday food, Holidays, home decor, humor, Mom Life, nutmeg, Pinterest Mom, PSL, pumpkin farm, pumpkin farms, pumpkin pie spice, pumpkins, satire, social commentary, thanksgiving
By Heather Christena Schmidt Posted on December 21, 2011

Reasons the B(itch)’s a Grinch

Is anyone surprised that I dislike Christmas as much as I dislike Thanksgiving? …or as much as I dislike anything, I suppose… I can be a bit of a negative … Continue reading Reasons the B(itch)’s a Grinch

Categories: UncategorizedTags: Christmas, Christmas movies, Christmas season, Grinch, holiday eating, holiday food, holiday season, holiday shopping, Holidays, Jesus, life, lifestyle, meaning of Christmas, morality, satire, shopping
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