I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday. I know what you're all thinking - but wait, we thought you hated going anywhere during the holidays! Well, I do. But I had to go to Barnes and Noble to get what was apparently the last, mangled copy of the map of the world in all of… Continue reading The Next Stage
I wonder if I just became as obnoxious as Home Depot putting out their fucking Christmas decorations in July; or Target playing Christmas music in October. You know that Black Friday actually begins for many stores at 7 pm on Thanksgiving DAY, now, too. Retailers are literally ramming Christmas up our asses. In the interest… Continue reading My Christmas Wish List This Year
Is anyone surprised that I dislike Christmas as much as I dislike Thanksgiving? ...or as much as I dislike anything, I suppose... I can be a bit of a negative nelly; although, I prefer to consider myself realistic and just very anachronistic. But in recent years, I have noticed that my vehemence towards the holiday… Continue reading Reasons the B(itch)’s a Grinch
Today when we went on our annual trip to get a photograph with Santa Claus at the mall, I realized that this is the last year we'll be making such a pilgrimage. When we got there, I was quickly reminded of last year's experience where Santa Claus continued to stumble around, making it apparently clear… Continue reading Mrs. Claus Likes Her Whiskey Sour
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