Tag: holiday time

REMINDER: You Do Not Have To Post On Facebook To Be Grateful

November 14, 2019

Shocking, I know. You are capable of being something – anything – without posting it on the Internet. A lot of people are doing that whole month long grateful post thing. You know, the thing where every day, for the entire month of November, you post a pithy status update

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All I Want For Christmas Is For The Holiday Debating To Stop

December 16, 2018

It’s the 21st century, and I would wager a bet that there is one thing historians will one day point to as defining these earliest decades of the age: the Internet debates.  You know them.  They are the debates in which everyone has an opinion that is confused for fact,

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You Guys Need To Chill With The Elf On The Shelf Hate

November 26, 2018

I’m going to drop a real bomb on you guys, here. It’s a doozy. Brace yourselves. I do the Elf on the Shelf for my kids. Yeah, that’s right. I have the Elf on the Shelf. Not just the Elf on the Shelf, but one for each of my kids

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A Merry Cantankerous Christmas To You

December 24, 2012

Have I mentioned to all of you faithful blog followers before that I hate the holidays? The spending and the family and the lines and the gimme-gimme-gimme-what’d-you-get-mes… it is all just a little much for me. So as we now close into the final stretch, I’ve pretty much been drinking

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Fall Makes Me Homesick

November 1, 2012

Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big fucking fiasco of costumes and events and more events and hayrides. I’ve baked tons of pumpkin-flavored things, and will bake

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6 Halloween Indulgences

October 18, 2012

There are exactly two weeks left until Halloween. That can mean one thing and one thing only for this lady: Halloween indulgences. So Halloween is the kick start of the holiday season, it seems. After that it’s like a landslide to New Years. But the one thing that’s different for

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