My life is nothing like I planned it to be, which is why I know I'm finally doing something right
I'm going to drop a real bomb on you guys, here. It's a doozy. Brace yourselves. I do the Elf on the Shelf for my kids. Yeah, that's right. I have the Elf on the Shelf. Not just the Elf on the Shelf, but one for each of my kids plus an Elf for my… Continue reading You Guys Need To Chill With The Elf On The Shelf Hate
Have I mentioned to all of you faithful blog followers before that I hate the holidays? The spending and the family and the lines and the gimme-gimme-gimme-what'd-you-get-mes... it is all just a little much for me. So as we now close into the final stretch, I've pretty much been drinking heavily, swearing profusely, and emotionally… Continue reading A Merry Cantankerous Christmas To You
Therefore, it needs to end now. I got really into fall at first. I do every year. I got the pumpkins. And the goards and shit. Halloween was a big fucking fiasco of costumes and events and more events and hayrides. I've baked tons of pumpkin-flavored things, and will bake more. We're even hosting a… Continue reading Fall Makes Me Homesick
There are exactly two weeks left until Halloween. That can mean one thing and one thing only for this lady: Halloween indulgences. So Halloween is the kick start of the holiday season, it seems. After that it's like a landslide to New Years. But the one thing that's different for me than most other people… Continue reading 6 Halloween Indulgences
