Something really weird happened to me today. My kids and I are on vacation. I know, shocker. Everyone else takes a vacation and there are photos and stories and Instagrams and Snapchats and canceled plans - "sorry, going to be in Cabo that week!" I take a vacation and everyone acts like I've gone on… Continue reading Yes, I Am Allowed To Take a Vacation. So Are My Kids.
Summer is upon us, which means everyone with an asshole and an opinion wants to tell me what I should be doing with my family come next fall. My 11 year old is - technically - a to-be-6th grader; although, to define her as such in homeschooling terms seems very unfair. We don't take breaks for… Continue reading (3 Things You Can’t Say To Me, 1 Thing You Can) On the Topic Of Homeschooling
For today's STFU Fridays, I have a special guest: the back of my hand. Yep! You got that right, I'm featuring people that need to Shut the Fuck Up, and apparently need to receive a good backhand to do so. Suggestive Sellers I don't know about any of you, but I am getting sick and… Continue reading STFU Fridays: Guest-Starring the Back of My Hand
I'm going to get uncharacteristically serious for a moment here.Of course, my title is facetious. I don't want anyone to fix me. It isn't that I think there to be absolutely nothing wrong with me - I have a little too much poundage in my ass, drink way too much Diet Coke, and am probably… Continue reading Please Fix Me