I Run a Tight Ship. Until I Don’t.
I’m just going to say it: I have a major stick up my ass. It’s way up there, wedged somewhere in the deepest cavern of my innards. I like to … Continue reading I Run a Tight Ship. Until I Don’t.
Tag: housewife
I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point
Did any of you see the Stepford Wives movie? Either the first, or the second – if you didn’t, you really need to. It’s about a town called Stepford, where … Continue reading I Might As Well Move To Stepford At This Point
Things I’ve Learned When Moving. Again.
We moved again. We’ve moved so many times in the last five or six years, I’ve essentially lost count. I mean I could figure it out, but it’s not like … Continue reading Things I’ve Learned When Moving. Again.
I Think I’m A Pinterest Mom
Counting the Deviled Egg Disaster of Easter 2015 as the recent (and glaring) exception, I think I’m a Pinterest Mom. And even so, the Deviled Egg Disaster of Easter 2015 was inspired … Continue reading I Think I’m A Pinterest Mom
Three Signs He Isn’t Cheating On You
A lot of people think my husband cheats on me. They have for a long time. I can tell with some, by the looks they give me. You know them: … Continue reading Three Signs He Isn’t Cheating On You
Talking to Your Husband About Your Period
There he is. Poor Nick. My husband. Smelling the inside of a maxi-pad. This was during one of our many talks about my period. My husband – like many – … Continue reading Talking to Your Husband About Your Period
Screw Yourself Sideways, Spring Cleaning
I’ve been spring cleaning for about a week. At first it was as it always is – like a new boyfriend. I was excited. My heart a’fluttered at the thought … Continue reading Screw Yourself Sideways, Spring Cleaning
Ironies in My Home
Friday I ranted on STFU Fridays about hipsters, which is very close to home for me because I’m married to someone that wishes with every breath in his body that … Continue reading Ironies in My Home
The Cost of Groceries, or My Weekly Bend-Over By a Random Guy Named Ralph
This morning I did what I always do. I woke up. I grabbed my computer. I scrolled through to see how people were disparaging me overnight on my blog. I’m … Continue reading The Cost of Groceries, or My Weekly Bend-Over By a Random Guy Named Ralph
Do You Ever Ask Yourself, “Is This Worth It?” I Do.
I do all the time. In fact, I’m asking myself that right now, over a number of different things. Sadly, the answer to myself is typically “no.” Actually, it’s usually … Continue reading Do You Ever Ask Yourself, “Is This Worth It?” I Do.
My Good Wife’s Guide
So I finally broke down and did a video blog… not just any video blog, though – The Good Wife’s Guide for B(itch)es. Hope you enjoy!
5 Reasons Housewives Are Losers
So today I was just sitting here at home, worrying about what kind of cupcakes to bake for my book club Tuesday night, when I logged onto Facebook and saw … Continue reading 5 Reasons Housewives Are Losers
