It’s Time To Say Good-bye
Well, it isn’t really time to say good-bye. Not completely at least. Sorry, this isn’t actually as dramatic as I made that sound. You guys don’t trust me anymore, do … Continue reading It’s Time To Say Good-bye
Tag: humor blog
STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes
Seriously. Who over the age of five calls something an ‘inside joke?’ I’ll tell you who: Motherfucking douches Motherfucking morons Motherfucking elitists Motherfucking hipsters I am sure there are more, … Continue reading STFU Fridays: Inside Jokes
Has the Blogosphere Become High School All Over Again?
Short answer: YES. Long answer: I wrote a blog about six months ago called “Are Bloggers Becoming Mean Girls?” In it I argued against the notion that bloggers are cliquey. … Continue reading Has the Blogosphere Become High School All Over Again?
Well, now I’m one of those pageant people…
I’m not sure how this happened. I’ve never really been a fan of pageants. You know those moms dress their little toddlers up like painted whores and prance them around, … Continue reading Well, now I’m one of those pageant people…
The Winner and My Winner
Two orders of business I did not include in my previous blog post, oh faithful blog followers. (By the way, if you are so faithful you should perhaps consider “liking” … Continue reading The Winner and My Winner
Lessons on Being Cool From the 22 Year Old Verizon Employees At Chuck E Cheese
So I was at Chuck E. Cheese today, and as if I wasn’t already getting my daily dose of “hell on Earth” just by being there, a pack of about … Continue reading Lessons on Being Cool From the 22 Year Old Verizon Employees At Chuck E Cheese
This B(itch) is giving away something free…
That’s right, I’m having a giveaway … not a big one, but one nonetheless. Share this and my blog with your friends for a chance to win a $25 iTunes … Continue reading This B(itch) is giving away something free…
The Banana Blower’s Baldness and a Chicken-peddling Crackhead: a Korean Hooker Hostage Update
That’s right, faithful blog followers, the Korean Hooker Hostage bizarro nail salon experiences have returned. For a month or so, I’ve been thinking that things may have turned back to … Continue reading The Banana Blower’s Baldness and a Chicken-peddling Crackhead: a Korean Hooker Hostage Update
New Years Countdown Series, Day 0: 12 Confessions
This post has sadly been removed due to publication and copyright laws. You can still read it, though, by buying B(itch) Against the World for unlimited viewing, plus more great … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 0: 12 Confessions
New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make
Actually there are really TWO resolutions you should make, the first and very real being more generosity to the poor. The world economy is in a shit-tank, with over 80% … Continue reading New Years Countdown Series, Day 2: a Resolution You SHOULD Make
Name That Wang
Yes, I did just title this blog post “Name That Wang.” Much to your chagrin though, faithful blog followers, I’m not that much of a pervert to post what you … Continue reading Name That Wang
Heather Christena Schmidt 